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@derangedpiglet.bsky.social

I'm a mid forties nerd. Cat dad. Kink enthusiast that occasionally posts cute animals. I'll be nice to you if you're nice to me. I'm friendly but I have boundaries. (he/him) @mistresstalon.bsky.social controls the 🔒

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That's unfortunate. I'm sorry.

What kind of situation are you looking for? Maybe your circle of followers might be able to help source something for you?

03.03.2026 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have a theory that management feels insecure about their employees. They don't trust them enough to be working.

In reality, at least with the boss I had I think he was lonely and they needed to justify the ridiculous office rent they were paying.

I'm really glad I left when I did it got worse.

03.03.2026 23:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Then yeah. I agree. Time to move on.

03.03.2026 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, in that case it might be worth telling your boss your coworker is preventing you from getting your own work done.

03.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like a good time for "appear offline".

03.03.2026 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You're a good guy. 😉👍

02.03.2026 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have had problems in the past with straps going across my shins when wrapped up in the sack. Looks like he's thoroughly restricted. Do you do anything to prevent pressure points?

02.03.2026 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah that really sucks. Sorry.

02.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have been using Claude chat to create applications and scripts. I had an idea of a little more involved application so I decided to try Claude code. Holy shit. It feels like I'm cheating on Claude chat with someone who knows what they're doing! I am so impressed!

28.02.2026 06:07 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Aww. He died at age 77 on February 21. 😕

28.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope it will fit my giant noggin.

25.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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25.02.2026 08:07 — 👍 309    🔁 269    💬 261    📌 2
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a woman in a plaid suit says this is dumb in front of a bookshelf Alt: a woman in a plaid suit says this is dumb in front of a bookshelf

Oh good. Way to make life better, Bezos. 🤦

25.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Frankly, it's good advice.

25.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😳

25.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' . Alt: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .

I guess that's one way you can still get screwed...

24.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glad you're keeping normal hours again.

23.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You are correct. 😉

22.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll take one too. Actually, can you make it a double? I'd like some for lunch tomorrow too.

22.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People suck.

22.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perfect. 😉 It's your face.

19.02.2026 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, if you like big, go big. What's important is you like it. Not what others think. If you don't like it big then that's ok too.

19.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man and a woman are standing in a living room with a sign that says nickelodeon on the wall Alt: a man and a woman are standing in a living room with a sign that says nickelodeon on the wall. The man releases a flaming fart.

A little of this I take it?

19.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's just rude.

19.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@lockeduplesbian.bsky.social does.

18.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh nice. -39C with the wind this morning.

18.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks. I was hoping to talk to my supervisor about it but he moved/cancelled our meeting. Hopefully he reschedules.

18.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man standing in front of a brick wall with the words " guys follow the rules " written on it Alt: A man standing in front of a brick wall with the words, "Guys, follow the rules" written on it.

I'm having one of those days where I feel like every interaction with coworkers is a fight of some kind. I'm having trouble telling if I'm grumpy or if they are. Or maybe all of us are?

I just want to do my job. My job involves following instructions closely. They don't want to follow process.

18.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, me neither. I can't remember the last time I actually had to log in. It's been literally months.

18.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You're unhinged. 😂👍👍

18.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0