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My foot got caught getting out of the backseat of my buddy’s jeep this weekend and I fell out. But it’s ok because I broke my fall by planting my face directly into the side mirror of the car parked next to us 🤦‍♂️

A friend did when we were kids. They went to the hospital and were told to keep an on stomach/intestinal pain but it should pass on its own. Made its way through after a couple days

Go get em! Love the pic btw

A gray couch, a round table, and an orange desk chair in a hotel room

Just checked in for a friends wedding. Forget the chair, I got a whole cuck couch in my room

Not looking too good along the coast today

::trying to reset password:: New password cannot be the same as the previous password

This sums up my morning perfectly so far

Good word

Pretty cool that a seagull dropped a huge pile of shit on the door handle of my car

Hope it’s not too late to jump on this train, but I’m here to back up this sentiment

Well it’s clear that I’m not the ‘him’ you’re referring to

Ahhh, gotcha

I’m assuming you’re taking about Brownstein and Donato. I loved the stuff they put out when they toured together a year or two ago. Country isn’t usually my thing, but that got me listening to more DD

Nothing can hold that kid back

Two of my nephews were there to see it and the updates they’re sending have the family group chat absolutely buzzing. This is a video one of them took of his final heat

My cousin and nephew celebrating a big day on the water at Waikiki beach 🤙

My cousin lost a lung a leg and half a foot a few years ago after he got the flu and it turned into a bacterial lung infection. He was given a 1% chance of survival and was in the hospital for months. Today he took 3rd place in his field at the Waikiki Adaptive Surf Champoinships

Airplane! might be my favorite movie of all time and the three Naked Gun movies were amazing but those dipped into the 90s. The 3 you watched are also all very high on my list

A deer hidden behind some trees in the woods looking back at me

My little trail buddy hiding between the trees here darted across the trail like 10 feet in front of me. We both got the shit scared out of us, but she handled it better than I did. She stayed right there watching me until I was out of sight

Congrads!! 🎉🥳👩‍🎓

Curvy hiking trail

A large dead branch arching over a hiking trail

Hiking trail lined with green ferns

Another curvy hiking trail

Another nice day for hike in dogtown. Was trying to get to goose cove reservoir but got turned around a couple times and popped out on two different side trails near where I started 🤦‍♂️

Thanks dude. Expecting a gnarly bruise incoming

Quite a close call

Really sore, very lucky

Somehow didn’t end up breaking it and I certainly don’t envy you for knowing what that actually feels like

🎶people were screaming when they saw the lump🎶

Yea, wasn’t great

I always find this nut to be quite an exceptional nut to achieve 😂

Pic of my shirtless left shoulder

Pic of my right shoulder with a huge swollen welt

Played softball today and I got hit with a full swing aluminum bat. It smashed my collar bone and bounced up off my chin. A few people shrieked just from the sound it made. If you ignore my sweater you might be able to tell which side got hit. I am very lucky it wasn’t worse

👀 custom bookmarks? You’ve got my attention

That’s one hell of a setlist. They gotta dust off glide and pull it off the shelf soon, was really hoping for it at mondegreen