Mike Pullen

Link if you can tolerate using that website archive.ph/oQ5q3

Oof

ROSE GARDEN, 2029
ed davey: and the threat of reform.... anyway this is why I am joining PM polanski in coalition...any questions? (All journalist raise hands) Any questions not about my gigantic new boobs? (all journalists lower their hands)

Just heard a 6Music news item with the words “Peaky Blinders, stars, red carpet”.

Giant face mask of the poet Carol Ann Duffy

Giant face mask of the philosopher Slavoj Zizek

Giant face mask of the broadcaster Frank Bough

Giant face mask of the former Tory MP Michael Fabricant

The Celebrity Cutouts website offers a colossal range of giant face masks. All but a handful of the names and faces are completely unknown to me (and, I suspect you). There are some surprises all the same. www.ebay.co.uk/str/celebrit...

he looks like the guy in a sci-fi movie who gets infected by a deadly space virus but refuses to tell the rest of the crew

Havers has come as the new teacher at Grange Hill who the kids walk all over until Mrs McClusky gives him a stern talking to. #CallMyBluff

Looks like he’s made out of bits from Jeffrey Dahmer’s food waste bin

Integration Commission Enforcement has quite the acronym.

‘Equity punks’ wiped out in BrewDog’s £33mn sale to cannabis company [FREE TO READ] Another 38 bars to close immediately with almost 500 jobs lost following Tilray Brands deal

'The tens of thousands of retail investors, or “equity punks”, who invested more than £75mn in BrewDog through crowdfunding between 2009 and 2021, will be left empty-handed.'

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Does he know how to scrummage?

Probably, but quite a change for Borthwick to do something bold mid tournament

England looking to go Spencer, Smith (F), Murley, Atkinson, Freeman, Roebuck, Rugby Jesus in the backline for Italy is *a departure*

Had never heard this before, incredibly good.

I’m not saying there’s a conspiracy behind the trophy getting banjaxed now, and yet….

In today’s episode of “hello, I’m a dickhead” x

Imagine if they looked properly at say soccer and tennis

I mean the article itself is a largely risible rehashing of old stories, with a typically Telegraph racist nudge and wink about the present
archive.ph/08OIw

Just had a look at the other place, and oh boy

I mean I don’t necessarily disagree with this one, but I’m getting the impression Barnes is now just picking random players from the squad and making a case for them. Think his team now has 5 full backs

As recent a piece as I could find
archive.ph/7NtJL

Majestically terrible from the Bath barrel

Dragons roaring again and exposing soulless fools killing Welsh rugby Newport-based club is thrilling its loyal fans and proving it is more than just a commodity despite ridiculous WRU plans to shrink the game in Wales

I mean it’s quite the rant, but none the worse for that

Dragons roaring again and exposing soulless fools killing Welsh rugby

www.thetimes.com/article/24c1...

That was some finish from Moodie, chip & chase then slowing down to wait for the bounce to defeat two defenders. Might ask him to pick my lottery numbers with that much luck