Mikey Elfers

I have to apologize; I had it all wrong. He was just petting an adorable puppy.

ICE can now permanently dismantle immigrant families from emergency rooms, the transgender suicide hotline is ringing off the hook, prescription drug prices are now rising for the elderly and low income, and both aisles are too busy arguing about nazi salutes to notice. Nice work, everybody. :/

So Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez has a spare glove and hat to give Smalls, a sick pair of P.F. Flyers to challenge the beast, but when it is time to buy a baseball he is like, "I don't have any money?" smdh

Just cut my toenails for the first time since… September? Time to wear the cool new sneaks I got for Christmas.

Mamma June and Mamma July.

Why be a Zuck or a Musk when you can #BeATom

Tom isn’t slathering sunscreen and Sweet Baby Rays on his face while barking transphobic rhetoric at his space missiles. He hasn’t influenced any elections nor has he asked for a drink ticket on Inauguration Day. Also he introduced me to my wife.