Jhonen Vasquez

That’s really good.

Man, I don’t wanna see the lion man with a dick or anything but the way it is it’s like his body is this featureless, sexless bag of folding wrinkly flesh.

If I saw ANY of the three guys, the scarecrow, the silver man or the lion man, in real life, like ran into them, and they were beings that looked like this, I would start screaming and lose my mind.

Jesús Christ that monkey.

The fuck is wrong with that witch?

Oh my god the silver man.

“Do you think if I went with you this wizard would give me some brains?” Holy shit.

Watching The Wizard of Oz. This movie is fucking insane.

Predator Badlands review: Finally a Predator that learns to love a CG monkey friend. What I hated about the previous films was they didn’t have enough jar jars.

It’s a raccoon.

BEHOLD!

I hung out with a raccoon.

It always bothered me when people laughed while watching ZIM. All that time I spent trying to warn humanity with my admittedly astounding cautionary tales and they LAUGHED. Well I tried. Sure I failed spectacularly but I tried…

Please don’t attempt to contribute to my perfect post.

Scoopin’.

My oral surgeon has been playing the theme music to Halloween the entire time I’ve been here. If he doesn’t come out in a blood spattered Michael Meyers costume I’m not paying.

It was literally that. We had to heat it up over a bare lightbulb.

The last time I visited Columbus Ohio I was forced to eat a hot pocket for the first time. It was sad and it still haunts me. I’m back again and I’m scared I’ll have to do that again.

I’m on a plane again goddammit.

I never really looked at people before. What’s up with their faces?

A nice little thing I like to do is keep raisins in my pocket to hand out to strangers when out in the world - you never know what someone’s going through and if a single raisin can keep them from losing their shit, then it was worth it. #raisins

Insane people wearing INVADER ZIM costumes filled with burning hot stew.

Successfully extracted from Atlanta. Thank you, everyone who showed up to support and consume my award losing stew at StewCon. People even dressed up in weird costumes to see me but that actually worked out alright since they could be filled up with burning hot stew. Much appreciated. #dragoncon

I don’t care what the official bullshit is from the White House, there’s no way those black bags they’re dumping aren’t full of Trump’s cankle meat. They can’t dump them fast enough - no sooner do they fill up a bag does two bags of meat regenerate. #canklegate

Did a panel today about why people still like INVADER ZIM after all this time despite it being a known fact the show causes mental deformities and almost always gives viewers ‘stupid eyes.’ Pretty good turnout and the lights made it easier to ignore their hideous eyes.

Do not fear the thing on the wing.
BE the thing on the wing.

Oh shiiiiit! Hollywood’s Brent Spiner is on my flight. That’s a good sign.

This man, hereby to be referred to by his supervillain name ‘THE LOCKSMITH’, is chaos incarnate.

“I’M A LOCKSMITH, YOU KNOW!” The driver shrieked at me so as not to have to turn down The Goo Goos, full on not looking at the freeway going like 90mph as he hands me his business card. Holy shit.

This is the most uncomfortable Lyft I’ve ever taken. The dude doesn’t play anything but the Goo Goo Dolls and I think he’s smuggling illegal peanuts or something disguised as car seats because this is a goddamn lumpy, downright crunchy seat.

On my way to the airport and being weirded out seeing that there’s other people out at this hour. What are they all doing?? They all look so miserable. Oh god, do I look like that? Am I also… people? #dragoncon

Dragoncon adventure update: set my alarm for 6am for the airport portion of the quest. DID NOT SLEEP. I fear this whole thing.