Jhonen Vasquez

It was literally that. We had to heat it up over a bare lightbulb.

The last time I visited Columbus Ohio I was forced to eat a hot pocket for the first time. It was sad and it still haunts me. I’m back again and I’m scared I’ll have to do that again.

I’m on a plane again goddammit.

I never really looked at people before. What’s up with their faces?

A nice little thing I like to do is keep raisins in my pocket to hand out to strangers when out in the world - you never know what someone’s going through and if a single raisin can keep them from losing their shit, then it was worth it. #raisins

Insane people wearing INVADER ZIM costumes filled with burning hot stew.

Successfully extracted from Atlanta. Thank you, everyone who showed up to support and consume my award losing stew at StewCon. People even dressed up in weird costumes to see me but that actually worked out alright since they could be filled up with burning hot stew. Much appreciated. #dragoncon

I don’t care what the official bullshit is from the White House, there’s no way those black bags they’re dumping aren’t full of Trump’s cankle meat. They can’t dump them fast enough - no sooner do they fill up a bag does two bags of meat regenerate. #canklegate

Did a panel today about why people still like INVADER ZIM after all this time despite it being a known fact the show causes mental deformities and almost always gives viewers ‘stupid eyes.’ Pretty good turnout and the lights made it easier to ignore their hideous eyes.

Do not fear the thing on the wing.
BE the thing on the wing.

Oh shiiiiit! Hollywood’s Brent Spiner is on my flight. That’s a good sign.

This man, hereby to be referred to by his supervillain name ‘THE LOCKSMITH’, is chaos incarnate.

“I’M A LOCKSMITH, YOU KNOW!” The driver shrieked at me so as not to have to turn down The Goo Goos, full on not looking at the freeway going like 90mph as he hands me his business card. Holy shit.

This is the most uncomfortable Lyft I’ve ever taken. The dude doesn’t play anything but the Goo Goo Dolls and I think he’s smuggling illegal peanuts or something disguised as car seats because this is a goddamn lumpy, downright crunchy seat.

On my way to the airport and being weirded out seeing that there’s other people out at this hour. What are they all doing?? They all look so miserable. Oh god, do I look like that? Am I also… people? #dragoncon

Dragoncon adventure update: set my alarm for 6am for the airport portion of the quest. DID NOT SLEEP. I fear this whole thing.

Heyooo. Let’s do it. I’ll make some gaming stew to start things off right.

Oh wow I haven’t seen that in years. Its very exciting. And thank you!

Huh. So I’ve NEVER looked at my mentions here. I’ve missed a LOT of things. Sorry, friends who are now dead but why the hell are you sending me cries for help because your car flipped and is on fire via Bluesky mention? Not smart!

I don’t get-WAITAMINUTE! I see what you did…

Behold this beautiful trash warlock!

How do people not know they can reset themselves to the factory settings by pressing in both eyeballs for 15 seconds until they hear a beep?

Is it anything like the show? I liked the show but it definitely wasn’t the sorta thing I’m talking about. I hear it’s good stuff though!

STEPHEN KING!

Bullshit! Can you imagine a world where women having agency over their own bodies and wills is a threat and an offense to the people in power? NONSENSE! That’s purely craAaAAazy science fiction lunacy, friend.

Steven King wrote a short story about a guy who mistakenly gets delivered a Kindle that has access to every book written across the multiverse, books from alternate reality versions of authors. I want such a device just for all of the infinite Margaret Atwood’s alone.

I picked it up recently. Haven’t gotten to it yet though!

Sounds like the stuff!

Yes. Grew up with it! Not quite the sort of thing I’m talking about but definitely in a whole other category. Love it of course.

I think the only Banks I’ve read is The Wasp Factory. I’ll put Culture on muh list.

It’s not a hard rule though. I’ve eaten up every book in the Dennis E. Taylor’s Bobiverse series and had a great time the whole way through.