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Rubenstein needs to open his purse

I’d be bald if I didn’t have all the hair on my head

once they can consistently drive in runs without relying on the longball is when I’ll start believing in this team

One of those “candlelight live score” movie concerts but the movie is Challengers and the concert is a Boiler Room-style DJ set

Haim music video night with my gf and her roommate

watching any studio ghibli movie and hootin’ and hollerin’ whenever there’s yummy food on screen

poodles are very uncanny valley to me

the way some people are afraid of pitbulls, Dobermans, and German shepherds is the way I feel about poodles

A recreation of my Eraserhead viewing experience last night

a yin-yang symbol labeled with “we’re so back” and “it’s so over,” with smaller circles reading “it’s over” and “we’re back.” Zoomed in section of the middle add “(it never began),” over white and “(it will never end)” over black. Zoomed in section further of gradient from white to black reads “it just is”

the natural state of the soul is transient, shifting like water. Now watch this drive

Wins Above Replacement (crowd cheers) should be the main determiner for hall of fame voting (crowd boos) but 50 wins should be plenty for a catcher (crowd cheers) but russell martin shouldn't get in (crowd boos) because toronto WAR should only be worth 66% as much (crowd confused)

Breaking: The NYPD is responding to a credible tip related to the name of the masked CEO killer and is now on the search for "Amanda Hugandkiss"

When I was young, we used to disparage all kinds of things by calling them gay. Now we only call homosexuals gay. That feels like moving backwards. That feels like punching down.

we are all god’s children and he locked us in a hot car

Recession indicator

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

I am not a republican I am a communist. Thank you

unless Trevor Rogers can turn it around, yes big time

if we’re on a path to some sort of mad max future, my prediction is that spongebob episodes will be passed down as some sort of oral tradition

if you see a blue lives matter sticker on my car, just know my registration is expired

genuinely, once the baseball reporters and stat pages are more active on here, so will I

I’m one financially irresponsible purchase away from being fixed

do we fuck with snoopy on here