Plague Scholar

Commander is great because I can just ignore all the cards I don't like. These decks aren't optimal anyway. It honestly helps a ton with decision paralysis! In Standard, on the other hand, I'm at a notable disadvantage if I refuse to play cards from IPs I don't care for.

Now if they did "Standard Within," I will buy in immediately. I have been interested in 60 card Magic for a long time, and I was on the fence about getting a standard deck, but the announcement that UB sets would be standard legal kind of killed that interest for me.

Honestly, I would not be all that interested. Most of my decks are all Universes Within already, so there would be no deckbuilding cost for me, but honestly I think commander is a great format for UB stuff. I don't want to tell people what cool IPs they can and can't play in their casual deck.

She jacking my lantern while I trick her treat

My kitchen is a dishwasher safe space (I will not tolerate dishes I must clean by hand)

V3 is still pretty excellent. There are some story choices people don't like, and I can see why, but A.) the plot to the first two is pretty mid anyway, I'm just here for fun characters and fun mysteries to solve, and V3 has both, and B.) I kind of like the thing everyone else hates?

Drawfee secret lair when

Changing your mind is just lying in slow motion

YouTube video by Tolarian Community College Drawfee Turns Dumb Commander Decks Into...Shuffle Up & Play 83! | Magic: The Gathering Gameplay

Oh hey look at that
youtu.be/GUOog5NdRiM?...

Me paying $30 for a powerful Magic card I need for a deck: 😒
Me paying $30 for a fancy version of a fifty cent card I already own: 😏

A screenshot of a question asked on Amazon "Is the flashlight dishwasher safe?" The seller replies "Thank you for your inquiry. The fleshlight is not dishwasher safe."

😔

Hey google are fleshlights dishwasher safe

Men will literally pretend to have read Marcus Aurelius instead of going to therapy

Let he who is not cancelled cast the first stone

*preforming the sign of the cross* Like, Comment, and Subscribe

National Anthem (nightcore remix)

"I know that men know nothing" - feminist Socrates

If I have a priest bless my bladder do I piss holy water?

Thing is it could be music, or pirates, or the sewing project that your previous post was about, and they'd all be good guesses lol

What's the interest?

With great horny comes great responsibility.

No way these names are real

Remember, God only hears your prayers during office hours

You're so right

To counter my own point, I suppose I could say "I'll be thinking about you", although that doesn't carry nearly the same weight.

Being a Christian is so convenient. If something bad happens to someone, you can just say "I'll be praying for you." But I have to like... Actually come up with words? Exhausting.

Oh, you're a free thinker? Name three thoughts

Life hack: wear your fitbit while masturbating to get in extra steps.

Will we get a deck tech for Kenessos? I've been trying to make Kenessos work but I haven't been able to make it click

Seeing Nathan on Shuffle Up and Play would be maybe my favorite thing ever