Katelyn Bruhn

Also, preventive screenings are still looking for something specific. PSA levels, colon polyps, whatever. WHY were they looking at the heart and generic abdomen???

As a congenital heart patient, if they were doing a cardiac MRI, it’s even weirded that he claims he didn’t know what they were imaging. Those bitches take a long ass time, you time your breathing, and you have a huge plate on your chest the whole time (plus maybe some IV contrast). It’s A THING.

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever

its im asuming a bookstore with those words in the front on a poster

FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.

Meme: Straight ahead: Pausing to consider the meaning of Cohen's lyrics Everyone, for some reason, takes the exit towards Singing "Hallelujah" again in religious contexts

hey guys i made a seasonal meme

One of my favorite things about @ologies.bsky.social is when the ologist uses a technical term and Alie does an aside like “so I looked this up for us…” No judgement, just quickly getting everyone on the same page without making anyone feel dumb for not knowing something.

There is no reality where algorithmically picking projects for maximum shareholder value creates Art like Earth Girls Are Easy

I was both and… yeah. I WON my first Lincoln-Douglas tournament, then never did it again because even in the novice class the kids who were serious about it were fucking nutballs about it, like trying to do a psychological warfare between rounds. Switched to the more improv-adjacent Parliamentary.

How about this.
Just listen.
Just… just shut up and listen.
Shut your mouth.
Okay.
How about this:

Grand Funk HIGH SPEED Railroad.

Right?

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

‘It was like a blubber snowstorm’: Why Oregon blew up a whale in 1970 The exploding whale is a piece of Oregon lore that just won’t go away. It’s one of those real-life stories that just sounds too strange to be real.

On this day 55 years ago, blubber went boom at the Oregon Coast.

That's when officials made the legendary decision to blow up a dead whale.

Here's a look back at the explosive piece of Oregon lore with a 2020 story by OPB's Tiffany Camhi written ahead of the whale of a tale's 50th anniversary.

Sometimes a rain storm on a properly graded patio is all you need.

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

Doing god’s work, bless.

Love to feel like I’m shitting in a mausoleum.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Tasha Yar, Riker, and Data stand outside with some greenery in the background, a questionably perfect blue sky backdrop, and lots of fog. Yar and Riker have a defensive posture holding phaser pistols, Data is staring at his phone. (It's a tricorder). Closed caption reads, "Spooky " 👻

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Bumper sticker with a dead cartoon whale reading “the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”, along with the card of the makers, Patchmarks.

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*Stares in Oregon*

once more for the daywalkers. porcupine noises are pretty much the greatest thing nature has provided us to date.

To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say

The Last Vegas Sphere (a big round building) lights up with a smiling emoji

this is the people's ballroom

WE SHOULD LISTEN.

Wait, the argument is that spending laws no longer exist during a government shutdown? Like it’s The Purge for accountants?

Trump to halt federal food assistance to 757,000 Oregonians next month, governor says The decision to halt Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program benefits is due to the ongoing federal government shutdown, Gov. Tina Kotek said Monday.

Trump take Thanksgiving

www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

In Frog We Trust

‘Craftivism’ draws knitters, crocheters to Portland ICE protests Protesters can now get free crochet lessons outside the ICE building.

Protesters can now get free crochet lessons outside the ICE building.

A story in the parts

A story in three parts