counterfeit sphinx dog

From the farthest northern reaches of Hyperboria came Glacier Slut, himbo of the tundra

holly, a beautiful brown tabby cat asleep in a pile of fuzzy red and brown blankets in a sunbeam, she is curled up in a circle and looks entirely too cozy

she found the perfect spot

zohran sign meme with the lyrics to Barrett's Privateers, "I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold, we'd fire no guns shed no tears, now i'm a broken man on a halifax pier"

can't believe i haven't seen this one yet

r/ExpectationVsReality u/Additional-Simple858 • 3d Join Al 'doctor' said my back pain is depression, not a slipped disc. Now physical therapy won't get approved. Al Expectation We are reviewing claim #& submitted on 09/28/2025. Our records indicate the claim was filed under diagnosis code F32.9 (Depressive disorder, unspecified), while the corresponding prescription and referral history list treatment for lumbar disc herniation (back pain).

Re: Incorrect Diagnosis in Record Hi Thank you for reaching out. We have reviewed your visit documentation and can confirm that the notes in question were generated using our Al scribe system. It appears the Al tool assigned diagnosis code F32.9 (Depressive disorder, unspecified), while your visit notes and treatment plan reference lumbar disc herniation (back pain). Per compliance policy, certain Al-generated fields cannot be manually updated by clinic staff and require vendor correction. We have escalated this to our vendor support team and opened ticket # . We'll notify you once we receive confirmation or correction from the vendor.

a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,

tonight. an awakening of one million war draculas

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

this also helps you connect how you feel in the morning with how enthusiastically you were playing Drink Fourteen Beers, it is good to have data when you're training

hell yeah this is sick

i heard about it on a pod cast, otherwise i would have taken some time to stop saying it like two syllables, boo-ex. its kind of a buggy piece junk but also it rules

Kaye @kaye@cathode.church Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. A vital shift is underway in juicing. The Juicero is no longer optional. It's tomorrow's future, today. 40% of jobs are impacted by the Juicero. The Juicero isn't the future, it's a present necessity. Nobody hand-juices anymore. To hand-juice is like an impairment. Everyone must now focus on the delegation and the verification of a juice. We become less juice producers and more juice enablers. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. We are burning every forest and poisoning every river to produce more Juiceros. You will become obsolete if you don't get on the Juicero bandwagon. Students must not be taught how to hand-juice. 80% of jobs will be lost to the Juicero. Students must be taught to exclusively focus on how to collaborate with the Juicero. Education must focus on orchestrating agentic Juicero systems. The Juicero is inevitable. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. Adapt or risk becoming obsolete. As the Juicero rapidly advances toward automating up to 90% of juicing, the skills that will matter most include juice design, Juicero fluency, juice delegation, and juice quality assurance. 110% of jobs have been replaced by the Juicero.

cathode.church/@kaye/114988...

Orange cat in loaf mode in a pile of leaves

Autumn vibes are so intense rn

he's extremely baby!!

good

Mikey 17 has the same number of good explosions as Frankenstein (two of them), its a good week at The Movies

strodeingers induced demand, sorry

robot butler, please fall yourself down the stairs

thanks to a bipartisan effort to never take disease seriously again, it is national news that livestock birds are dead, this country fucken rocks dude

Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet 'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

cone of shame vs cone of delight

neglecting and trying to kill chromecast is the rudest thing google have ever done, we were so close to tvs not needing a ui!

toot from PHIL FISH "life is extra surreal for french speakers right now because in French, phonetically, "chat gpt" sounds exactly like "cat, i farted" (chat, j'ai pété). everywhere, on TV, in the news, people going "cat, i farted" over and over with a straight face. is cat, i farted going to steal your job? how are schools dealing with cat, i farted? lawyer caught using cat, i farted. it's incredible"

a silly french accent has a lot of room to hold disdain in, but it also comes with a bonus

theres a whiteboard in the factory that usually has snarky answers to bad riddles but right now its:

Who invented daylight savings time?
-Satan
-The Devil
-Beelzebub
-Lucifer
-Mr Bean

what would be the funniest animal to shave and try to sell on kijiji: dog, rat, goldfish, hampster, some kind of small livestock, idk

BLUESKY ELDER ELECTED NYC MAYOR

need a non-spooky display name

lmao Rush sent us a nice rejection email instead of simply ignoring us like every other band does when we ask if they need an opener

welcome to week three, or week one on 3 vyvanse