Michel Temer's Bizarre Adventures

I didn't think a sarcasm tag was necessary but oh well

How woke it is? I only consume violent media about beating up minorities

'Routine' launches December 4th on Xbox Series and PC. Also Game Pass Day One.

youtu.be/KHB0L55bL0s?...

Any simpleton who entertains this kind of bullshit deserves having their shit used without their permission.

Same energy. Don't ask me why I'm not elaborating.

...and then an albino baboon obliterated the banana tree's mind

*scratch*

Me? I'm just here for the trickle down bedroom I'm going to get from your mansion.

Possum jar in progress

Quaker space horror could unironocally be incredible. Big Warhammer vibes

New risograph from Australian illustrator and unionist Sam Wallman in the shop! justseeds.org/product/what...

Adding to this: they also have a weird obsession over never officially disclosing the developers responsible for their games.

It's almost like they're saying "individuals aren't important, only Nintendo matters". Just like we usually can't even name directors of Disney movies - only their studios

That's a genuinely incredible take. It's like all the pieces of the puzzle were strewn in front of me but I couldn't piece them together until now.

Nintendo's deal is copying Disney. It's why they tell stories about how Zelda was inspired by Miyamoto exploring caves as a child instead of just copying Tower of Druaga, for instance. It's why they refuse to talk about other studios. They want to lock you in from childhood and create disney adults.

Don't be so hard on Musk. Maybe he envisioned a future through grok in which his head was propped up on a spike.

We're going to the Laotian shadow realm with this one

...of course it was a Turd Point chapter

the ultimate price ✨

The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming

Take the Scooby Doo mask off and it's always some "ahh we are apolitical™" nounce who, even though is currently tasting the sole of a boot, refuse to grow a pair and commit to a side.

The dance floor sequence from Blood: The Last Vampire (2000), dir. Hiroyuki Kitakubo, Production I.G

My new open world precision "batformer" Vampire's Best Friend is out now on Steam and itch with a 10% launch discount!

Vampire hunters are after a mischievous vampire girl, and it's up to her pet bat to save the day!

Yeah mate this isn't even a dogwhistle anymore. More like a dog foghorn.

Oh and Mina the Hollower, of course. It's so unreal for that game to finally have a release date I'm still thinking it's years away lol

Extremely excited for Keeper, Katamari and Ball Pit!

"Sent from my Starlink" is possibly one of the most pathetic displays of "I'm an insecure loser who can't separate my political ideology from my personal life" I've ever seen.

You didn't dodge a bullet, you dodged a cannonball

Hmm wonder where I've seen this before

Calling you an American??? Extremely rude of her to go around insulting people like that.