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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer

@heftykiwi.bsky.social

posting thirst posts, so you can tolerate my media takes. NSFW and 🏳️‍🌈

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Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

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Adopting maoist standard english into my speaking patterns, Amerikkka, Israhell, Klanada and new stealland

01.03.2026 19:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I understand that Xatu was a cultural appropriater, but also they're still so sick

01.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Turning myself into a resident evil monster but as a comedic bit

01.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

no war but class war.

Working class people that have more in common with their "enemies" than their leaders dying for rich freaks that tell us what we can't afford and can't have. No healthcare, no housing, but bombs forever to extoll the imagined might of weak men and make the rich richer.

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If that chud assassin hadn't missed

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That new gecko pokemon better evolve into something cunty

28.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A restaurant with a large menu is a red flag

27.02.2026 07:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

abandoning human kind to spend time with the other great apes

27.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the chinese century, Chengdu will be the new atlanta,mykonos or weho

26.02.2026 06:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

some winning a challenge dressed as a iceberg, while being judged by adam warlock and then two people having to lipsync to crazy frog. A constant fever dream

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Uk Vs The World is consistently the best drag race spinoff, because its inherently unserious

25.02.2026 08:05 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why is every Björk fan a bear or trans.

25.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey

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very good movie

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No Other Choice taught me the dangers of the grindset

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Discourse is out

24.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

tea

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lol on tiktok, they're calling her cursive singing and they think her marriage to Andy Samberg makes her nepotism adjacent

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Gen Z is trying to cancel Joanna Newsom

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she was mother to me

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smoldering

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If Discord Addams doesn't win this snatch game i will have blow up rupauls fracking pipes

21.02.2026 06:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I suppose they like being able to say the n word and dying in Iran

20.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

America seems to be just about loving pedophiles and making things more expensive

20.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

after 130ish episodes that broke me

20.02.2026 05:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shes the only reason i use apple music

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We need her back to show the girlies how it should be done

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