Ellen

While driving earlier today, I was mesmerized by the Smoky Mountains which were covered with snow after last night’s winter weather. They looked beautiful! No picture would have done them justice.

While shopping, I asked a
rather tall fellow customer if he could reach an item from the top shelf for me. When he did, I saw that the item wasn’t what I thought it was. He put it back. I apologized. He said, “Thanks for getting me to stretch today. That felt good!” Such nice southern hospitality!

While shopping today, I saw a sign that said “Bikini Underwear.” For a minute, I wondered why anyone would wear underwear under their bikinis. I was embarrassed for myself…