Creating something special in Cambria, California...coming very soon!
16.02.2026 04:48 —
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🚨 NEW TOUR DATES ALERT!
I’m coming to a city near you, presale starts now!
✨Use code MARIA to grab your tickets early before the raccoons get them🦝
♥️ mariabamford.com/tourdates
11.02.2026 19:07 —
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Woo hoo!
08.01.2026 18:06 —
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You can score one of my fine art 2026 calendars at 50% off by visiting mincingmockingbird.com or Etsy.
I look forward to sharing exciting new creations with you in the coming year!
23.12.2025 20:30 —
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NEW! "Secondhand Embarrassment Is My Love Language"
24 x 24 inches
acrylic on panel
SOLD! From my new solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami".
#birdart #painting #art
12.12.2025 20:30 —
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NEW! "Asking For The Access Code For A Public Toilet Easily Satisfies My Human Interaction Quota"
24 x 36 inches
acrylic on canvas
AVAILABLE! From my new solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami". See the show via the link in bio!
#birdart #painting #art
06.12.2025 01:56 —
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Psst...original paintings are 20% off with free US shipping(!). In fact, ALL of mincingmockingbird.com is 20% off, with free US shipping over $49. HURRY! This banger of a sale ends tonight.
#artsale #birdart #birdsofinstagram
01.12.2025 20:30 —
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NEW! "Easy Piano Arrangements Of Horrorcore Gangsta Rap Hits"
18 x 24 inches
acrylic on panel
SOLD! From my new solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami". See the show via the link in bio!
#birdart #painting #art
21.11.2025 20:30 —
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NEW! "Leave Your Judgments At The Door While Caring For Your Elderly, Polyamorous Parents"
9 1/4 x 26 7/8 inches unframed
26 5/8 x 35 inches framed
19th Century Antique Wooden Frame
acrylic on panel
AVAILABLE! From my new solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami".
19.11.2025 01:56 —
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NEW! "Titles Of Songs That Contain The Lyric 'Everything Is Gonna Be Alright' Must Now Carry An Asterisk"
17 3/8 x 21 1/8 inches unframed
19 3/4 x 23 5/8 inches framed
Antique Frame
acrylic on panel
SOLD! From my new solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami".
#birdart #painting #art
13.11.2025 01:56 —
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NEW! "It’s Healthy To Occasionally Check Out And Take A Break—The Horrors Of The Modern World Are Infinitely Patient And Will Calmly Await Your Return"
23.75" x 23.75" unframed
32" x 32" framed
Antique Frame
acrylic on panel
AVAILABLE! From my solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami".
08.11.2025 01:56 —
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NEW! "A Guide To Politely Declining Family Heirlooms Without Using The Words 'Gross,' 'Bonfire' or 'Dumpster'"
18 x 14 inches unframed
24 x 20 5/8 inches framed
Antique Frame
acrylic on panel
SOLD! From my new solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami". See the show via the link in bio!
06.11.2025 01:56 —
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"Coronavirus Is Wreaking Havoc On My Kissing Booth Business, Even After I Removed The 'Tonsil Hockey' Option From The Menu"
acrylic on canvas
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
31.10.2025 19:30 —
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NEW original paintings drop VERY soon! Sign up for my mailing list at mattadrian.com to see them as soon as they're released. The show is titled "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami" and will feature scads of new paintings and their infamous titles.
#birdart #art
30.10.2025 22:27 —
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"Plagued By Guilt—And Also A Plague"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
30.10.2025 00:56 —
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"Sometimes A Cough Is Just A Cough"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
27.10.2025 19:30 —
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"It Puts Me In Mind Of That Japanese Game Show Where Contestants Dressed In Poop Emoji Costumes Scream Children’s Songs At Unsuspecting Pedestrians."
acrylic on canvas
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
24.10.2025 19:30 —
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"He Fancied Himself A Quarantine Libertine—In The Afternoons You Would Find Him Wearing Only A Pair Of Latex Gloves"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
22.10.2025 19:30 —
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"He Ticked All My Boxes: Flat Earther, Anti-Vaxxer, Terrified Of 5G Cell Towers—And The Man Could Make A Mean Bleach Smoothie"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
20.10.2025 19:30 —
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"He Ticked All My Boxes: Flat Earther, Anti-Vaxxer, Terrified Of 5G Cell Towers—And The Man Could Make A Mean Bleach Smoothie"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
17.10.2025 19:30 —
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"I Hail From The Great Commonwealth Of Massachusetts—Please Allow Me To Regale You With A Few Colloquial Vulgarisms"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
16.10.2025 00:56 —
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"Horny For Normalcy"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
13.10.2025 19:30 —
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"Here’s The Opening Number From My Solo Show That’s About Flunking Out Of The Musical Theatre Program And How I Lay That Failure At The Feet Of My Tin-Eared Parents, Who Never ONCE Sang ‘Happy Birthday’ In Tune"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian
10.10.2025 19:30 —
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"What Earned Me The Nickname 'Congenital Idiot' Was When I Lurched Shitfaced Out Of A Karaoke Bar High On A Deranged Dream That Blue-Eyed Soul Could Save The World"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
08.10.2025 19:30 —
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"No Substance Is Too Viscous For 'Glistening Jim, The Gunk Juggler'"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
07.10.2025 00:56 —
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"I Apologize For Being Pissy—It’s Just That Social Distancing Is Anathema For Someone Whose Most Uttered Phrase Is ‘I’m A Hugger’"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
04.10.2025 00:56 —
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"Surprise, Surprise - This Self-Described 'Cheeky Bastard' Turned Out To Be Just A Run-Of-The-Mill, Garden-Variety Bastard"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
01.10.2025 19:30 —
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"My Sciatica Bloometh Afresh"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
29.09.2025 19:30 —
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"I Always Have To Stop And Ask Myself—Is This My Extreme Paranoia And Anxiety, Or Am I Just Freaking The Fuck Out?"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
26.09.2025 19:30 —
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