"Being Labeled 'Non-Essential' Led To The Discovery Of A Sub-Basement Beneath My Already Low Self-Esteem"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
06.08.2025 19:30 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"My Body Pillow Is Technically A Garbage Bag Stuffed With Old Sweaters, But I Got Me A Hankerin’ For Hugs So It Will Have To Do"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
04.08.2025 18:26 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
"Once I Suspect People Have Seen Through My Pretension And Priggery, I Overcorrect And Start Straight In With Hand-In-The-Armpit Fart Noises"
acrylic on canvas
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
02.08.2025 00:56 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"I Stopped Having Garage Sales After Someone Asked To See A Manager"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
30.07.2025 19:30 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
"My Online Dating Profile Was Flagged As 'Click Baity Bullshit'"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
28.07.2025 19:52 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"If A Leprechaun Appears And Advises You To Get Your Glandular System Checked, Don’t Drown Him In A Ditch Like I Did—Get Your Damn Glands Checked"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
25.07.2025 19:30 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"I Watched The Cinematic Event Of The Year On That Thingy I Usually Use To Sext"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
23.07.2025 19:30 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"Who Was I To Argue With An Algorithm"
acrylic on canvas
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
22.07.2025 00:56 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
"These Scratches Are Not Self-Harm — I Am In An Abusive Relationship With My Cat"
acrylic on canvas
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
18.07.2025 19:30 — 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
"A Local Teen Was Able To Diagnose His Grandmother’s Dementia By Noticing A Subtle Shift In The Quality Of The Memes She Was Always Printing Out And Mailing To Him"
acrylic on canvas
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
17.07.2025 19:30 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 2
"Music To Unfollow Friends By"
acrylic on canvas
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
16.07.2025 19:30 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
"I Am Taking A Break From Subscribing, Clicking Bell Icons And Smashing Like Buttons, And I Ask Video Creators To Respect My Wishes During This Time"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
15.07.2025 19:30 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
"The Weird Flex That Made Me An Ex"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
14.07.2025 22:52 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
"I Knew My P.h.D. Was A Lock When The Committee Described My Dissertation As 'Better Than A Lap Dance'"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
12.07.2025 00:56 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
"People-Watching For Misanthropes"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
10.07.2025 19:30 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"We Got On Like A House On Fire, Which I Guess Made Sense As We Were Both Doing Twenty Years For Arson"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
10.07.2025 00:56 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
"The Tucchus That Moved Me To Tears"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
08.07.2025 19:30 — 👍 31 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
"The Savvy Hooch Hound’s Questionable Tips For Dealing With The Dregs Of Leftover Booze"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
07.07.2025 22:13 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
"I Assure You That My Knives And Swords Are Strictly Ceremonial"
acrylic on canvas
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
05.07.2025 00:56 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
"When Wading Into The Violent Chaos Of A Wig Sale, Remember That Hair Pulling Is
Not A Reliable Melee Tactic"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
03.07.2025 19:30 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
"This Journey Of Self-Discovery Seems To Be Making A Lot Of Stops
At Metaphorical McDonald’s Just To Use The Restroom"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
03.07.2025 00:56 — 👍 47 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0
"In A Last-Ditch Effort To Get The Attention Of My Estranged Adult Children,
I Have Resorted To Dancing My Ass Off On The Tik Tok"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
01.07.2025 19:30 — 👍 40 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0
"Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Murder Hornet On Bath Salts"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
30.06.2025 19:30 — 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
"Once You Have Accumulated A Certain Amount Of Frequent Flyer Miles, You Are Allowed To Urinate In The Dog Relief Area In The Terminal"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
27.06.2025 19:30 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"Mansplaining Whilst Manspreading"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
27.06.2025 00:56 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"I Would Not Have Sold My Soul To The Devil Had I Known He Would Turn Around And Resell It On The Dark Web"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
25.06.2025 19:30 — 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
"Eat Your Way To Whatever Passes For Happiness These Days"
acrylic on panel
#birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart
24.06.2025 19:30 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
"Her Caretakers Refer To Her As The Quarrelsome Crone, But To Us She’s Just Granny"
acrylic on wood panel
#birdart #birdsofbluesky #birds #artistsofbluesky #art
23.06.2025 19:30 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
"That Fortune Cookie Was Bang On In Predicting The Severity Of The Food Poisoning I Was About To Experience"
acrylic on wood panel
#birdart #birdsofbluesky #birds #artistsofbluesky #art
20.06.2025 19:30 — 👍 37 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
"Dad Joking My Way Through A Bitter, Painful And—Ironically—Childless Divorce"
acrylic on canvas
#birdart #birdsofbluesky #birds #artistsofbluesky #art
19.06.2025 19:30 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
