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@garythefirst.bsky.social

Northeastern NC. Husband to @stevechirico.bsky.social USAF 81-87. Abnormally well-adjusted. Politics, law, architecture, gardening, history, and then some.

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Long ago, in a previous life, I had a neighbor who confided that heโ€™d once gotten crabsโ€ฆon his eyelashes.

He seemed rather proud of this, for some reasonโ€ฆ

08.11.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear he passes way too much gas ๐Ÿคข

30.10.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Crowns of Silla were found in tombs and are generally considered to be grave goods. So if he wants to wear itโ€ฆ.

30.10.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Greenville NC

18.10.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not tyranny if they agree with it.

08.10.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re flat broke, but hey, we do it in style.

03.10.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anybody know where Ben Shapiro was yesterday?

11.09.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thoughts and prayers.

10.09.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charlie is the one that didnโ€™t belong

29.07.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have devolved from โ€œhomo sapiensโ€ to โ€œhomo stultisโ€.

#postdystopian

16.07.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suggest we start referring to the current social and political climate as โ€œpost-dystopianโ€.

#postdytopian

08.07.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Assuming, of course, you know what youโ€™re doing.

23.06.2025 11:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Flag Day

14.06.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump needs to be removed along with his entire โ€œcabinetโ€.

12.06.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Person noticing my close-cut hairdo: โ€œSo, do the carpets match the drapes?โ€

Me: โ€œNah, I got hardwood floors.โ€

28.05.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Maybe you should stay away from children then?

24.05.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soooโ€ฆ when Black South Africans treat White South Africans the way White South Africans treated Black South Africans, itโ€™s genocide?

21.05.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How much did the Trump campaign pay Kid Rock?

19.05.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Fat and The Furious

03.05.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œMany of our allies and friendsโ€ฆโ€

Do we have any left?

02.05.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rome? Hey Rome? Heโ€™s gonna be there for at least 12 hours. Would ya mindโ€ฆ?

26.04.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is this a gang-related hand gesture?

25.04.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sooo.. all you 2A folks who say itโ€™s for standing up to tyranny? Nowโ€™s your chanceโ€ฆ

15.04.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So when do they start deporting Ruzzians?

15.04.2025 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would 20,000 veterans on the bridge should be enough, or do we need more?

11.04.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’™

05.04.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shouldnโ€™t they be doing that in a Signal chat?

04.04.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s aliiiive!!!

03.04.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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