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@snarkmatter.bsky.social

Just your average millennial weirdo FFXIV on Brynhildr

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Screenshot of tweet that says: "giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

Screenshot of tweet that says: "giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

I can't listen to the song without thinking of

03.12.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4568    ๐Ÿ” 1145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
Top image of guy with protest sign using a bat

Bottom image of Mickey Mouse saying โ€œitโ€™s a surprise tool that will help us laterโ€

Top image of guy with protest sign using a bat Bottom image of Mickey Mouse saying โ€œitโ€™s a surprise tool that will help us laterโ€

09.06.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 168    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Lol I only heard about this movie because of the How Did This Get Made episode about it

15.04.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nintendo fans are about to make January 6th look like an ice cream social

04.04.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 433    ๐Ÿ” 84    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That one sniper ray of morning sunshine that can find your eye with pinpoint accuracy from 92 million miles away

22.03.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 152    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus take the drugs

21.03.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just me and my new baby. Her name is Enchiladas and sheโ€™s perfect. #ffxiv

08.03.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

sometimes i meet a person and think wow i wish i'd met you years ago, so i could have loathed you for longer

10.02.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 177    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Name in gif

01.02.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry my personality revolves around my Hamburglar butt cheek tattoo

25.01.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make a band meatier

As I Filet Dying

Or

Hoobaflank

24.01.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ive been in healthcare for 15 years and I donโ€™t see us getting rid of faxing any time soon. Some will say itโ€™s a security issue. Others will say itโ€™s leadership being cheap and lazy.

17.01.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness.

Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.

12.01.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1602    ๐Ÿ” 312    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Sum up your personality in a GIF

11.01.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

02.01.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Somehow the only playthrough Iโ€™ve completed was a Tav cleric of Oghma. Not great in combat but useful in social situations.

31.12.2024 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PHASE 1: Bitch Weaver
PHASE 2: The Bitch Wielding The Loom of Fate

31.12.2024 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

At least you can buy the materials with poetics now.

27.12.2024 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnโ€™t know Linda Cardelliniโ€™s chaotic bisexual energy on No Good Deed was something I needed. But now that I have it Iโ€™m fulfilled.

20.12.2024 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

14.12.2024 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20117    ๐Ÿ” 6322    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 218    ๐Ÿ“Œ 441

EoinMacleod

14.12.2024 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Pawn Stars guys meme format with "BEST I CAN DO IS ELDEN RING FORTNITE" as the caption

The Pawn Stars guys meme format with "BEST I CAN DO IS ELDEN RING FORTNITE" as the caption

Me: All I want is a sequel to Bloodborne pls pls pls

Fromsoft:

13.12.2024 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

29.11.2024 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5057    ๐Ÿ” 1809    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 325
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Same energy

30.11.2024 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look to my right and i see the hollywood sign, look to my left and i see the hollywood sign. I am trapped in the hollywood sign

30.11.2024 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 137    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a vampire

27.11.2024 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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