Magpi 🫘

100% the correct answer

all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves

Woke is when the Bible lady quotes the Bible, apparently?

A Caucasian hand holds a knitting needle with knitting on it. The knitting shades from light yellow to orange and back. The bottom is ribbed, while the top is patterned with 2 dark gray mothman figures with dark red eyes

I was surprised and delighted to find the mothman chart at the verrrrry bottom of the Pacific Knits Monsters doodle charts. My teen was even more excited! Yarn is knitpicks Muse and unknown red worsted I found in my stash. 🤣 #knitting 🧶

A pink winking cartoon owl (maybe even the mascot for Aldi's Winking Owl wine) on a white distressed background. Text reads "I might use up all my craft supplies in 2025. I might win the lottery. The odds are about the same."

That's absolutely gorgeous

Lol I kitchnered more in the last 24 hours (sweater underarms and sock toe) than I have in the last 2 years.

Love Purl's yarns (and pins!)

Hand knit socks in a riot of pinks purples and greens

Hand knit yoked sweater in dark green with patterns of light green, gray, and pink stretched out and pinned to a light blue gridded board

Finished my last two 2024 #knitting 🧶 projects!
I may take a break and do some spinning, but I'll probably pattern and start knitting a hat for my spawn.

As does the Genius, Michael de Adder

It's 11am, he's already due for his late morning nap.

I do not wish harm on any, but once we got over our grief, it would make it a lot easier for the rest of us if they did.

Closed turquoise journal with a matching elastic pen loop and a sticker of a cartoon crow in a brown knit hat holding a turquoise skein of yarn in its beak

The back of a turquoise journal with a sticker of a coral colored cartoon octopus in the upper right corner and a sticker of a pink and turquoise snail in an orange planter with trailing vines that says SNAIL ed it!

Staying up too late setting up my #bulletjournal #2025planner and starting the year with using stickers instead of hoarding them.

Turquoise isn't my favorite color, but it was the color journal on sale last year, and I happened to have coordinating stickers.

Looking a little like "Weekend at Bernie's"

When I talk to my students about generative AI, the language I use is that it's not a machine that knows things, it's a machine that knows how to sound like it knows things.

It needs blinking 🚨🚨🚨 as well

Lmao. I, too, take baking soda... For heartburn. Wtf are they on about? What is the "activation" supposed to do? Where are they finding this information, because even an anonymous duckduckgo browser through a VPN isn't pulling relevant hits, and usually I find *something* that way

Welcome, December.
The month where no matter how much water I drink or how much lotion/cream I use,my hands stay chapped.

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Dan SCAVINO has been ordered to appear for a deposition *today* in a lawsuit brought by police officers and members of Congress stemming from the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol.

I hope my 5 yo nephew is still into dinos because I'm knitting him a hat with bones and triceratops on it.

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If I had to hazard a guess, I think a barb and wimple, but it's not really my area of study 🤷🏼‍♀️

Does that denote a specific design of throat covering, or just "a thing that covers the throat"?

I have a cold. Or something. It's not the plague. My teen contracted it at a concert and swore up down and sideways "it's just concert crud."

Sweet child. That's a virus...

This is what they voted for.

Every new thing, I keep saying "are you fucking shitting me?"

I saw someone say the president elect isn't building cabinet, but a junk drawer.

I disagree. Junk drawers have useful things like twist ties, screwdrivers, rubber bands, thumbtacks, takeout menus, and maybe a rogue hot sauce, ketchup, or soy sauce packet.

He's building a trash heap.

Husband and I had an actual date night for once! 💙💙💙

If you see this, post a concert photo you took!
Gaelic Storm in 2021 at The Spinning Jenny (RIP) in Greer, SC.