Brian W. Collins

It's A Ham Sandwich, Charlie Brown

Just paid 10 bucks for a cheese quesadilla.

*Vincent Vega voice*

"A quesadilla. That's a single tortilla folded over some melted cheese? You don't put like chicken or some pico de gallo in there? Just checking."

Transcribing an interview and leaving in every single "like" and "you know" to drive the editor insane

True. Chevy as Marley and maybe the Rock as Scrooge

Let Chevy play Scrooge.

I can practically guarantee you Trump has not watched a single movie in that theater that he just tore down.

That's New Moon Rising right? There's this Old West type tourist spot out in Joshua Tree and they have posters on the walls from all the old like Hopalong Cassidy kind of movies that were shot there, but right there in dead center is HOWLING 7. Killed me.

It's giving the poster from the movie in For Your Consideration

First one I was aware of. "Wow they're on part 5, I need to catch up!"

One mostly disappointing journey later...

Evil Dead in concert

This rules?

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Romcoms will be changed to make the lead characters cousins in certain southern states

"Regional cuts" - Boston will get more racist versions of the films

"I will piss away all my goodwill by working with someone who is well known to be garbage" is always a funny move.

LA folk! A friend is looking to sell their two (2) tix for John Carpenter at the Belasco on Friday (10/24). No upcharge, just exactly what they paid ($155) or maybe a little less.

It's all GA, so your "seat" will be determined by when you get there!

"Its great! All but two of the kills are off-screen, the mask looks like a drunk child made it, Jamie can't even bother to act like Laurie and opts to just play herself, and it takes an hour to get going before ending 20 minutes later. Terrific entry."

You might want to actually rewatch H20 before voting though. No entry in the entire franchise coasts on nostalgia blinders as much as that one.

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In her defense, a ghost hunting show hosted by an actual ghost would be awesome and we'd have her to thank.

Ghost Adventures star ‘won’t be watching’ new episode over wife’s plot to murder him Victoria Goodwin pleaded guilty to conspiring to murder the TV star earlier this year

The host of Ghost Adventures got a call *during an episode taping* where he found out his wife was trying to kill him. Insane story.

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YouTube video by StereophonicsVEVO Stereophonics - Dakota

It's such a great fucking song though.

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A listing for the 20th anniversary of a single, because I guess we do that now, of the song Dakota from the band Stereophonics.

Context too much for a social media post, but I assure you, the irony of this particular song being reissued as a single on the 20th anniversary of the day I left MA is one of those little "fuck you, lol" from the universe that I just have to laugh along with. Or some glitch in the matrix shit.

A headline about communities Halloween episode, with a picture of Frankie Dart who would not appear in the show for another four seasons

Pictured: an actor who hadn't joined the cast yet for said episode. What are we even doing here?

Good luck. No one should be without.

Cant they compromise with hentai?

1, 4, 3, 2018, 2, 5, RZ 2, KILLS, ENDS, 6, 7, RZ 1, 8

Trump destruction donors. Happy to have an excuse to stop buying Roblox currency for Will!

Dear IS IT CAKE? producers:

There are approximately 8 million celebrities in the world. There is no excuse to choose Whitney goddamn Cummings to be one of your judges.

Thank you.

My thing with 2 (besides the stupid pool cleaner) was that they made it so Katie and her sister were super close and all that, but also a prequel. So retroactively it makes PA1 a little weird, in that Katie should have been aware of these things happening weeks ago. #nerd

So like it's very possible this is the first time they all met. Covered in what (we hope is just) blood.

As I am fond of pointing out, literally none of these characters ever interact in the movie. Closest is Neve going up to the door of the film class that SMG is in.