Brian W. Collins

The moon

I miss it too! (I also miss having the time to do something like that hahaha)

*said question was simply "the website only lets you order 24, is it possible to order more?"

Called a local grocery store to inquire about a cupcake order and the guy couldnt answer the question, saying that he just started working there. I tried asking if/when I could talk to someone who COULD answer my basic question* but he hung up on me mid-sentence.

Maybe robot employees ARE better?

They missed a golden opportunity to tie a certain plot point in Scream 7 to Sid's time working a crisis hotline in S3 and I will never forgive them for it.

Looking at the Saturn Award nominees and while many are deserved I am losing my fucking mind seeing that the Mission Impossible Final Reckoning script is in there. If it won a Razzie it'd be the rare time I agree with them.

The Novelization For Guillermo Del Toro's CRIMSON PEAK Plays It Safe The novelization of Guillermo del Toro's gothic horror romance has a few additions that help flesh out the twisted siblings' story.

My newest novelization column for @fangoria.bsky.social is up!

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"Priests circle the moon and s-" OK I can't even go any further

Wicker Man remake > Wicker Tree

Holy shit, the Vista is showing WICKER MAN '06 this Friday. Very tempting.

Dunkin' Donuts used to give a free coffee for birthdays, now they just give you triple points on whatever you buy that day. Clearest evidence yet that Donald Trump is not making America great again as promised.

Mine is mostly pictures of my tv or my cats, please enjoy.

One (1) person in the bar knew the song.

I'm also gonna do Stereophonics so if it's also that dude's birthday it'd be fucking insane.

I discovered this in 2021 during a marathon. Lot of hate. "Worst one" etc. Absolutely baffling. To me it's the only sequel that even comes close in quality. And unquestionably the only one with a good reveal.

Just signed up to do a Bon Jovi song at karaoke and then learned today is his birthday.

Sorry man.

ONE OF US, ONE OF US!

Oh and, I GUESS, Samara's film professor, though I would argue anyone appearing in a Scream opening scene doesn't count as a character (Tara being an exception). Everyone else that died in 6 was either a Ghostface or anonymous (convenience store customers, Gale's rando boyfriend, Quinn's hookup).

I don't know if this counts as a spoiler, but I will say that one thing Scream 7 definitely improves over 6 is that Ghostface wasn't just offering randos to make up for the makers' seeming inability to kill named characters. 6 has literally no actual character deaths except Anika and Sam's shrink.

That said, of my annoying ailments, it's the one I absolutely wouldn't wish on anyone. They mess with my sleep, I get embarrassed by the visible ones in my face and arms, and it's just a constant annoyance. Zero treatments exist.

Will asked this morning when he'd start getting muscle spasms like I get (Benign Fasciculation if you wanna look it up) and I assured him it was rare and he probably wouldn't get them. But even if he does, at least I didn't pass on my anosmia or (best I can tell) autism.

Cancer can get fucked, but I doubt even that can take down Bruce Campbell. See you back to 100% in a bit, sir.

Today I learned that the first guy mentioned in Alanis' "Unsent", called "Matthew" in the song, is actually referring to Dave Matthews.

I feel Sony hasn't remastered the Last of Us games in several months... hope theyre ok.

Oh that's not my problem, it's the fact that I've never been able to actually beat Gehrman hahaha. But if I can, at least this playthrough I managed to get all three of those stupid cords so I can reload and fight the other boss after him. 🤞🤞🤞

They are, but I'd say go do the first at around level 60 or so and then the next at 70, etc. to break it up. Or save them til near the end and laugh at how easy the first couple are, lol.

I am only bothering because it's pretty much the only trophy I don't have besides the alternate endings.

I love it even more this time around. And weirdly, I am better? I beat Logarious on my 2nd try with no summon (I needed one my first time around after double digit attempts). Working through Chalice Dungeons now, all that's left is final boss of DLC and Gehrman.

YouTube video by Law & Order “I Should’ve Known They'd Stick Me In A Room With A Jew Cop!” (Chevy Chase) | Law & Order

The time Chevy played Mel Gibson on LAW & ORDER:

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I just hope the show is good enough that I want to keep watching. Not really a big ask, but the streaming era produces no shortage of "yeah it was OK" and then I forget it exists before watching a 2nd episode.

This (and the game) remains the only F13 things of merit since the remake. 17 long goddamn years.