Brian W. Collins

While dropping Will off at school today I got backed into by someone driving a car with a backup camera. It'll never cease to amaze me how impossibly fucking stupid people are around here.

Booooo

Decided to watch the miniseries and, aw, Robert Carradine is in it. :(

Lord of Illusions isn't the most compelling movie ever made, but it did introduce me to Famke Janssen, and therefore it is essential, anyway.

I watched the SNL Tourette's sketch and... can no one in the cast do impressions? Is it just not a thing anymore? Chevy looked/sounded more like Gerald Ford than most of these did their targets.

Decent plan for Sidney Prescott re: future Ghostfaces.

I can't find Sixlets anywhere. What exactly did Jesus sacrifice himself for?

What about Generalissimo Francisco Franco? He still dead?

Brian inside the shark teeth from JAWS

Ben Gardner's head

Beach closed sign from JAWS

Hooper's mangled shark cage from JAWS

I loved the Jaws exhibit so, so much.

Just spent 10 minutes putting together an IG post and then it just randomly disappeared when I went to add music so let this be a lesson: don't bother putting effort into your IG posts.

Report: Bananas Still Most Popular Fruit For Pretending To Receive Phone Call BALTIMORE—According to a report published Tuesday by researchers at Johns Hopkins University, bananas remain the overwhelming fruit of choice among individuals pretending to receive a telephone call. ...

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One display at the Jaws exhibit is a montage of homages to the "bigger boat" line in other movies and every. Single. One. Of them says "we're" instead of "you're."

THE HUNT. Poor movie got fucked twice.

I fathom it a lot when I need help getting to sleep

Finally seeing the JAWS exhibit tomorrow! I understand they have a virtual reality theater that transports you to 1983 and lets you sleep through Jaws 3D just as those audiences did all those years ago.

The only joy I had anymore was debating if a tweet was complimentary or derogatory and now you've taken it away. You're monsters! (Complimentary)

Incidentally, he's still a pedophile.

He's done so many by now that he's just kinda firing them off on the can.

a black and white photo of a man sitting in a chair holding a piece of paper . Alt: a black and white photo of a man sitting in a chair holding a piece of paper .

Finished THE TOMMYKNOCKERS. Not sure if it's the *worst* of his books that I've read, but it's certainly his most unfocused.

I am going to a disco tonight. Pray for us all.

YouTube video by Dorina Guess The Horror Movie - The Horror Hos

Gonna play Dorina and April's horror trivia!

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Come on 4K! I don't *think* any of the movies ive done titles for (I did 2 and 3) have been in UHD yet? My kerning choices will look amazing!

See also: Jackson Stewart

Both released 5 months after their death, as well.

Once a year, for taxes, I log into my retirement fund page and I am once again relatively stunned to learn I have a retirement fund. Not sure how long itll actually last once (if?) I retire, but at least there's something.

Almost Heroes poster

Wagons East poster

A comic actor known for his size who made a comedic western that was released posthumously, co-starring a neurotic comic who also died young.

Might take Will to this to punish him if he talks back to his mother or something. "No iPad for the rest of the day AND you're gonna listen to something called "Mr Completely" for a half an hour. That'll learn ya."

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For those who hate their children:

So many people in the industry don’t want their name next to their abuser in google searches & don’t want that persons name to be the first thing you think of when you hear theirs, and they ask friends to keep their mouths shut as a result. So if you hear someone is shitty or a predator, BELIEVE IT.

Kirby is cool though