Brian W. Collins

MEMOIRS OF AN INVISIBLE MAN is so underrated. I know he made you miserable, but thanks for giving Chevy his last good movie as a lead, JC.

Love that this was *almost* an August horror movie, before that was a thing. Perfect time for it. Youre delirious from the heat and just want ice cold soda and AC....

Nearly knocked Bob Weinstein into a pool.

Going through Partiful clicking "crush" on every single person at a mutual's birthday, just out of curiosity.

2nd reply for this one hahaha

Whoa. Didn't think anyone else remembered this besides me.

@adampknave.com YES!

Why would he tweet this in August

Father allegedly left 1-year-old inside illegally parked car that was impounded for days A father was arrested after he allegedly left his 1-year-old child in an illegally parked car which was impounded for days while the child was still inside.

OK but also arrest the cop, the tow guy, etc.

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A tweet where someone wants a movie with a plot twist that's so insane they will be thinking about it for weeks

The only correct answer to this is THE CALLER (1987).

Any bills requiring statues for all the innocent school children that were shot in Tennessee schools or nah

(I'm gonna go)

July 4 Spectacular: Celebrating America 250 and Air Supply Kick off SummerFest 2026 with the ultimate summer party! Celebrate America’s 250th birthday with Pacific Symphony and the timeless love songs of Air Supply. Sing along, dance under the open sky and ca...

I can't stop laughing that of all the American bands that exist they chose the Australian Air Supply for America's 250th birthday.

www.pacificsymphony.org/show-details...

A screen from Duolingo where a kid is apparently only being paid 10 cents for an allowance

I think it'll help Junior more to get a better dad who pays him more than 10 cents for an allowance.

Soulless monster

Thank you, fellow vondrook

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(also it's his birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a giant mensch)

(literally, he's a giant)

a man in a suit and tie is laughing and saying `` it 's good , it 's good ... '' . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is laughing and saying `` it 's good , it 's good ... '' .

Today is my birthday, and it's been pretty good so far, but I've been dreading this one for a long time.

As of today, I am officially older than Chevy when he made Christmas Vacation. The next time I watch this movie, which I've seen probably 300 times since I was 9, I'm looking at a younger man. 😭

The @fangoria.bsky.social Compendium kickstarter is still going and within spitting distance of hitting that magic million mark! Have you ordered yours yet? If you like me, it's got new Collins Crypt-y type pieces! If you hate me, it's so big there's lots more!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/fan...

I don't like when a Scream movie focuses so much on Stab stuff, but I would love to have an in-movie explanation for how they got Robert Rodriguez back to direct Stab 3 after the initial shoot went a little sideways.

"I thought that Roman guy was directing?"
"Yeah, but he killed the cast. You in?"

The moon

I miss it too! (I also miss having the time to do something like that hahaha)

*said question was simply "the website only lets you order 24, is it possible to order more?"

Called a local grocery store to inquire about a cupcake order and the guy couldnt answer the question, saying that he just started working there. I tried asking if/when I could talk to someone who COULD answer my basic question* but he hung up on me mid-sentence.

Maybe robot employees ARE better?

They missed a golden opportunity to tie a certain plot point in Scream 7 to Sid's time working a crisis hotline in S3 and I will never forgive them for it.

Looking at the Saturn Award nominees and while many are deserved I am losing my fucking mind seeing that the Mission Impossible Final Reckoning script is in there. If it won a Razzie it'd be the rare time I agree with them.

The Novelization For Guillermo Del Toro's CRIMSON PEAK Plays It Safe The novelization of Guillermo del Toro's gothic horror romance has a few additions that help flesh out the twisted siblings' story.

My newest novelization column for @fangoria.bsky.social is up!

www.fangoria.com/guillermo-de...

"Priests circle the moon and s-" OK I can't even go any further

Wicker Man remake > Wicker Tree

Holy shit, the Vista is showing WICKER MAN '06 this Friday. Very tempting.