🔞joey/jojo🔞

if anyone's wondering what my banner is from, here's the full image :)

ough his tits 🤤🤤🤤

yeah just kinda shoved it up there n pushed it out

@ringdongdick.bsky.social

jokes on you guys. instead of being scared of my psychosis shadow man, i am horny for hi(crowd boos and throws tomatoes. i begin to walk off stage, turning to the crowd with a sad look in my eyes before being hit by a comically large tomato. i walk out of view and burst into tears)

my favorite blog on all of tumblr is buzzlightyearhugecock and it has been buzzlightyearhugecock since like 2017 at least

i have scream laughed at this like five fucking times today

check out my new laptop background

aye aye captain 🫡🫡

i am well known amongst my friends and mutuals for drawing his boobs an abnormal amount hhhgh you get me. YOU GET ME.

i live with the knowledge that my friend once laid a clementine like an egg on camera with a friend and it haunts me

you understand

ID A drawing of Zacharie and Batter fully nude, having sex. Zacharie lying on Batter's back, pressing close and pinning him flat to the floor as he fucks him. Batter is blushing deeply and biting his bottom lip, arms sprawled out above his head. Zacharie is holding Batter's right upper arm, and grasping his still-hatted head with his other hand, gazing at him with one half-open eye as he leans into the crook of his neck. Dialogue from Zacharie reads: "Pitoyable... Oh, tu es tellement pathetique... pauvre salaud." Dialogue from The Batter reads: "mmngff,, nghh" Zacharie is depicted with scarring on both shoulderblades, as if he used to have wings at some point. End ID

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pressing matters

#offnsfw #b34t0ff

augh. sex. penis. behold!!!! #offnsfw #b34toff #ocxcanon

I DONT WANT TO SHADE THIS #offnsfw #b34toff

this is my off oc btw. her name is oona and idk much about her yet. she pulls bitches (dedan)

#offnsfw #b34toff THIS ISNT EXPLICITLY NSFW but some of you might enjoy these so here. tits!

oona grabbing dedan's chest. his large hand rests on her head, her other hand is behind him, grabbing his ass. again, oona is not as tall as she is portrayed here. she is short.

dedan looking pissed off while oona very obviously stares at his rack. again

dedan pointing to the floor, yelling "down girl", oona drops to the floor and says "arf"

dedan, shirtless, looking at the camera. a text bubble above his head from the batter says "cover them up slut." another text bubble, this time from oona, says "NO DONT DO THAT"

i like he's boobies a lot

dedan from off in a playboy bunny outfit sitting next to my off oc, Oona, who is dressed like hugh hefner minus any pants, holding a martini glass. her other hand rests on dedan's thigh. dedan looks mildly irritated while oona looks smug as shit

oona with her usual look, hair covering her eyes, stating that she keeps her hair this way so nobody can see what she is looking at. the next panel consists of oona very obviously staring directly at dedan's chest. Dedan is not fooled by this whatsoever.

oona pressing her chest against a window while dedan looks on in surprise. oona has to be standing on a ladder or some shit bc she is NOT tall enough to see out of that window at all

oona pressing her face into dedan's chest, her hand grabbing his titty while dedan looks like this happens multiple times a day every day

most of my oc x canon shit is this btw. what can i say but. i like his tits,,,

ID: A mostly black and white drawing of The Batter fully nude and kneeling, with his arms behind his back, hands clenched in fists. He is lit dramatically from the viewer's left. He is drawn with a simpler face, like in some official art. His featureless face is crossed with blush, and he is open-mouthed, gasping out "Ah... ah—" There is orange string (implied to be the Player) around his body; Tied in a bow encircling his neck, slithering over his collarbone, curling around his left nipple, and tying his wrists. He has a long, erect tentacle dick sprouting from what could be labia, which is also bound with the orange strings. It squeezes around the base and his balls, the narrower end of the appendage, and another loop pulls the tentacle's base and tip together in a tight crescent shape. Come beads thickly at the tip and is dripping down. A computer cursor in the shape of a hand is rubbing circles into his upper stomach. The background is white, with doodles of more orange strings surrounding the Batter as well as forming a netted pattern underneath him. A low opacity doodle in the top left corner shows the Batter with the same string bowtie and one caressing his cheek, being faced with another string bent into a question mark. He is saying "Yes." Text reads "he consented, he's just bashful." End ID

#offnsfw #b34t0ff
strings

wip. more dedan finally #offnsfw #b34toff #ocxcanon

More freaky hangers #mateeverything

Just friends doing friend things

#hylicsnsfw #pongorma#desmulun#wayne#nsfwart

grayscale drawing of my oc leonidas lounging. he's holding a blunt and wearing nothing but black boxer briefs with the words "abandon hope all ye who enter here" on them. he is giving a sultry look.

temptation
#ocart #ocLeonidas

Two men lying together at night, cuddling. Only their lower body from chest down is visible. The man on the right to the viewer asks “Are you awake?” The other sleepily responds “Yeah.”

The man on the left flinches as the man on the right touches his half hard cock. He asks him, “Can I?” The other man agrees in between huffs.

Cut to the man on the right stroking the other off. The man on the left is huffing, excitedly, and announces his oncoming orgasm in between moans.

Cut to the men now having sex. The man on the right is riding the one on the left. Their moans and huffing mix together with the slapping of skin.

3:18 AM

overstimulated little vampire

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super old art but i am thinking about He...
i should draw him again someday now that the remake is out

quick dedan sketch because i couldnt get his manspread pose out of my head

still going off mode
#offgame #off #monsterfucking #nsfwart #dedan

A colored drawing of Luke Nukem, lying down on a blanket fully nude, suggestively showing off his semi. His head is propped up on his hand. One leg is bent, his free hand resting on his thigh. He looks at the viewer with heavy eyes and a cheeky smile.

(comm) I love drawing body hair 🤤🤤
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#mateeverything #lukenukem