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@jdsorvari.bsky.social

Writer / Narrative designer just yelling his own opinions and dank memes into the digital void. Massively in Malmö.

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OpenAI confirms major data breach, exposing names, emails and more Users are waking up to discover OpenAI leaked their data this morning via a faulty third-party plugin. Here's what you need to know.

OpenAI is sending out emails this morning to confirm that a ton of user data has been exposed owing to a breach in a third-party web analytics tool called Mixpanel

27.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 108    🔁 81    💬 2    📌 35

Typing “I have a soul” in Word and printing it out and getting scared

26.11.2025 20:31 — 👍 629    🔁 108    💬 10    📌 3

Random NPCs being little weirdos is where I fucking LIVE, man. Some of the most fun parts of the job.

Having some shitty AI fart it out is like taking photos of the foods you like, putting them in a blender and then eating the resulting paste. And then wondering why people think you’re an idiot.

27.11.2025 00:40 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Hearing the phrase "non-important game dialogue" and its derivatives makes me want to chew through sheet metal.

27.11.2025 03:37 — 👍 153    🔁 28    💬 2    📌 1
"Which AI models hallucinate the most"
A graph with a bunch of dots, where "lower is better. Dots are just spread all over the place, on the two axises accuracy and hallucination (how are they even different things) where the lowest hallucination rate is 48 %, which is at the bottom of hallucination

"Which AI models hallucinate the most" A graph with a bunch of dots, where "lower is better. Dots are just spread all over the place, on the two axises accuracy and hallucination (how are they even different things) where the lowest hallucination rate is 48 %, which is at the bottom of hallucination

Found this absolute graph crime, where the dot that is lowest apparently has 48 % fail rate!?
#graphcrime #dataviz #ai

26.11.2025 14:21 — 👍 76    🔁 14    💬 8    📌 12

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

25.11.2025 16:15 — 👍 22612    🔁 6488    💬 252    📌 285
Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment 
Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love

Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

24.11.2025 14:14 — 👍 4479    🔁 1536    💬 79    📌 273

It's a Festivus MIRACLE!

24.11.2025 06:50 — 👍 73    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 1
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Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81 Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.

We've had a number of great actors and artists go in these past few years, but Udo I had actually met and had a little chat with, so this one feels a little more personal. He seemed like a fellow predisposed to a bit of shenanigans when in the mood. The world is poorer without him.
Rip.

24.11.2025 06:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.

23.11.2025 15:01 — 👍 10521    🔁 3749    💬 144    📌 105

1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths

2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them

22.11.2025 19:41 — 👍 7560    🔁 1957    💬 54    📌 35

It’s widely known (and, I think, pretty uncontroversial) that learning requires effort — specifically, if you don’t have to work at getting the knowledge, it won’t stick.

Even if an LLM could be trusted to give you correct information 100% of the time, it would be an inferior method of learning it.

21.11.2025 12:49 — 👍 5505    🔁 1570    💬 91    📌 47

I don't think a lot of writers are worried about being replaced by AI in terms of actual writing. I think a lot of writers are worried that AI slop will flood the marketplace and utterly not only devalue actual work and but make it impossible for the audience to even find it.

20.11.2025 13:32 — 👍 16    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
Fall of Efrafa - Owsla - Elil -Inlé (2006-2009) [Full Album Trilogy]
YouTube video by nee_eem Fall of Efrafa - Owsla - Elil -Inlé (2006-2009) [Full Album Trilogy]

May I recommend that while you enjoy the book, you also enjoy this crust/post metal album trilogy that is entirely based on it. Yes, this is a thing that exists (and is rather good too I have to say).

youtu.be/_o--GvNCw4U

20.11.2025 10:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At the core of AI right there.

19.11.2025 14:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol I fucking knew that little shit wasn't to be trusted.

Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.

18.11.2025 18:58 — 👍 1553    🔁 892    💬 2    📌 0
18.11.2025 17:48 — 👍 512    🔁 119    💬 7    📌 3

"What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?"
I mean, is it cheating if it is a compilation? Still perfect though.

youtu.be/j440-D5JhjI

17.11.2025 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Peter Thiel dumps top AI stock, stirring bubble fears A quiet selloff raises fresh questions about AI’s surge.

Softbank sold all it's Nvidia stock (www.cnbc.com/2025/11/11/s...)

Michael Burry of The Big Short fame's stock portfolio is now ONLY short positions in Nvidia & Palantir (www.ft.com/content/7fe1...)

Peter Thiel sold all his Nvidia stock (& 76% of his Tesla, but that's just deliciously petty) (👇🏾)

17.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 144    🔁 57    💬 7    📌 25

This is bullshit.

"absolutely no genAI in games" is the middle ground.

"how many years in jail should Sam Altman get for knowingly stealing all data ever" is the somewhat more extreme stance I personally adopt.

17.11.2025 16:49 — 👍 1980    🔁 643    💬 24    📌 9

Prometheus stole fire from the gods to give to the people.

Techbros, through AI, are stealing fire from the people and using it to warm themselves.

What precious fucking irony that is.

17.11.2025 13:40 — 👍 515    🔁 127    💬 27    📌 2

Black Mirror was not a manual.

14.11.2025 17:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.

Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.

12.11.2025 03:25 — 👍 6076    🔁 2148    💬 58    📌 44

I always love finding these things at museums.

11.11.2025 12:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.

07.11.2025 23:43 — 👍 3087    🔁 839    💬 11    📌 12

Hey all you gamers claiming to "want shorter games made by fewer people who are paid more to work less" here's your chance to put your $15 where your mouth is: a spooky & elegiac exploration game made by ex-Bethesda & Ubi devs. It's excellent. Buy it & prove there's a market for games like this!

10.11.2025 19:19 — 👍 384    🔁 203    💬 8    📌 3
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arc raiders, alters, same story

aftermath.site/the-alters-a...

10.11.2025 20:49 — 👍 1049    🔁 371    💬 7    📌 0
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

10.11.2025 10:54 — 👍 17995    🔁 7013    💬 123    📌 208

Sometimes the only option is to play the hand, or the face, you've been dealt.

09.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tell me you didn’t understand Ozymandias without telling me etc etc

09.11.2025 20:00 — 👍 59    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 1

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