I hate winter and snow. I just bought myself a cordless power snow shovel. Come at me bro.
But I will be able to shovel snow quickly this year.

Nothing like the little things that no one else gets to know about but 100% make me feel more me. Happy wax day to me.

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Some days… some reasons…

Does anyone else feel pain when they have goosebumps at times? Like if I’m cold and get them it hurts.

10 days to my birthday. But I have to survive the 19th to get there…

Hoarse from yelling at a hockey game last night. To playing vintage dress up. Now to go be a geek and watch LotRs. How am I single?

Yall the threat of the white death tomorrow night makes me hate everything again. Come on OH let’s not snow.

The urge to punch people is strong.
Why can’t work be like a hockey game? I could fight someone take a 2-5min nap then just go back to work.

Did I just buy myself a tool set. You bet. Imma look super cool with my tool bag when I do all the things.

Scrolling TikTok for noise while at work “We need to stop confusing monster fucks and sizes queens”
Well yes but the speed at which I clicked pause since everyone in the room can hear this (granted it is 3 people total including me).
But also true babe true.

This is what he does. Waits til later in the night. And his owner is currently unable to even go with me if I am going to take him to the hospital. And it is like 2hr drive. There and back.

I love my friends and will do anything for them. But I want to punch my friends horse in the teeth. He picked the WORST day to maybe need a trip to KY.

I do plan to read the other book still but not while at work. At work I need to be able to just not care so smut works well.
Also I’m listening to all these not actually reading

Turned on a book that I knew wasn’t smut but assumed it was at least a bit romance. Nope at 1/3 of the way through I turned it off and put on some smut. 5% into that book and bam someone got off.

Today needs cuddles.

Who wants to put on a pink wig and go take care of my horse for me. I don’t have the motivation to do it. But I know I have to

Hockey goalies boggle my mind. No big just a full grown man doing the splits on the ice. To stretch. Ok boy say less

I mean I’m all for two sticks at once but usually it is frowned upon on the ice during a hockey game. But this team seems to be well skilled at two at a time.

It’d be cute to go to a hockey game for a date. But I mean I do that for myself anyways.

Omg the fuck all of this Tuesday

I hate we have gotten to that time where I don’t want to shower because it is too cold when I get out of the warm bathroom. I need a personal heater or somehow to keep my cold wet hair off myself

Pretty sure I made eye contact for too long. And my introverted/sub side said abort and my brat side said do it. Like mildly panicked

When that hockey fight is brewing and you NEED it to happen. Oooooo boy let’s get to swinging

Ok so yup imma go ya know jump off a cliff. I’m not but yeah.

This is also my friend who when she got engaged she excused herself to the bathroom and just sent me a Snapchat of the ring. Nothing else. I was the 1st person told.

I love my friend. She is amazing. But imma have to teach her how to tell people important information. Tonight’s episode of “umm what”: so I have cancer. Then instant topic change no other info

How not to say something to a younger person “I took photos of you” said my mom to a younger human who didn’t recognize us at all. It was sports photos so nothing creepy but random off shoot half ass related to us. But just not how to randomly say you know someone.

When your body forgets to be hungry but it was a big drinking day… oops my bad. But also someone come cuddle me to sleep. I’d appreciate it.

“I’m a good man” proceeds to tell women in the same post that he hopes they keep getting hit by the “bad men” they date. 😒 sure you are a good man and I’m a prince.

Can I blink and it be Sat. I’m ready to smell and watch a hockey game. Home opener!