Betsy Welch

Aw Dustin, this makes me cry happy tears every 2/14–glad you and your beautiful family are doing well ❤️

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

If you're looking for a place to do some work, the public library is like a coffeeshop where you don't need to buy anything and there's a lot more space and you can stay as long as you like and you don't get any coffee.

Welcome to the plutokleptokakistocracy! Where the ultra wealthy steal from you and run the country in the most insanely inept way imaginable.

He completely destroyed me in Aftersun 😫

This remains my favorite Twitter exchange ever:

I saw a bunch of these little round fellas in the Target parking lot today and wondered what kind of bird they are—mystery solved! Thanks Nate 😬

The shot of Stripe holding his little nose as he sinks to the bottom of the pool ALWAYS makes me howl 😈

I’ve never seen the movie, but I remember the VHS case—you could push a button and make the ghoul’s eyes light up. Terrifying to a young’un 😱

☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️

I really feel like I am. 😂

Stardust the movie>the book 🤩

God-tier entertainment when hosting Boomer parents for the holidays:

The Fugitive
Master and Commander
The Hunt for Red October
Sneakers
Grumpy/Grumpier Old Men

I stopped watch cable news after the election. And I don't feel even 1% less informed.

I realize now that I wasn't being given much information. But I was being given *lots* of opinions. I am able to form those by myself--if I'm given information.

And I *don't* miss the repeditive ads for Rx.

This country gives far too much attention to rich white dorks with zero self-awareness.