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23.02.2026 19:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1@fracturedthwips.bsky.social
"ππ’ππ π’π¬ π’π§ ππ‘π π₯π’π―π’π§π !" Benjamin Reilly. The Scarlet Spider! First Appearance: 12/11/2024 inked by http://kas. [ #MVRP | #MarvelRP | #SpiderManRP ]
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23.02.2026 19:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1"Laura, Laura, on the wall. Something, something... umm. What rhymes with wall?"
23.02.2026 18:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Urghhhhh. Her laugh is giving him butterflies. Stop it. He's only a man. A simple, stupid man.
Poooooke.
Red Guy kinda likes her laugh, but he's going to keep that to himself.
Poke, poke, poke.
Poke.
Magician kinda squishy.
Oh, no- no
Don't worry. I'll wait!
Don't shoulder my burden, April. Half the @#$& that comes outta my mouth has 0% to do with you, and 100% to do with my own neuroticism.
... I might not know how to say it, but I'm happy to see you, kid.
Always happy to see you.
You're um- you're going already? :/
26.01.2026 04:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0// Ben is like, pure intrusive thought
26.01.2026 04:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
// I see why writers in the modern era make Ben edgy
as someone who's been hard focusing Peter lately, their voices can be super similar
giving him that nihilistic, somewhat "I could snap at any moment" attitude really sets his humor apart
Pete is very... inoffensive and talks a lot
Do you not understand English?
26.01.2026 04:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Foot, meet mouth.
Mouth, meet foot.
Oh! I see you've already met before!
Then why didn't you warn me I said some stupid @#$&?
O-Oh! He didn't mean to hurt her!
Sorry!
Grabbing her hand and making it point at him again.
Red Guy.
It's my ultra super badass costume I wear when I decide to hunt bad guys.
Well, hunt isn't the right word.
More like... beat up until they're hardly breathing, steal their wallets, and swing away?
Then I usually have a mild breakdown afterwards.
My therapist says it's called PTSD or something.
Slapping her finger away.
Red Guy.
... W-What?
What'd I say?
Yiiiiiikkkessss...
26.01.2026 04:17 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
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The Peter Parker broke curse is causing Ben to slip up
FUCKING WOOF. How do you fuck up SO bad
26.01.2026 04:17 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh! Um. I thought I saw my niece! She's *also* named after a month. The um, same month actually.
Funny how there's twelve. I always thought we'd definitely come up with a thirteenth one of these days.
// Bro comes back for one day and offends the entire world
26.01.2026 04:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A young woman stands in the rain looking at the viewer as the Venom symbiote overtakes her. The text on the image is the name of the artist, Rou.
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A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #ππ΅πΎπ½πΈ
Minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; multi-ship w/ friends only.
// Ben: how do I save face after bringing up miscarriage?
"you must save a ton of money! Lulz!"
But, I-
... God. I'm so sorry, MJ. Truly, seriously, from the bottom of my heart.
I was so looking forward to being an uncle, y'know?
Err. I still am, but-
... Um.
Hey, on the plus side- you must be saving a TON of money!
... I.
Wait.
But you're not pregnant anymore, are you?
Staring harder.
26.01.2026 04:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Oh, dude- MJ's here too?
Craaazy.
I haven't seen you since the 90s!
Weren't you pregnant?
Spiders?
Where?
I hate spiders!
Two months.
Wow.
I'm named after two very uninspiring things.
Red, and an insect!
You should just call me Red Guy.
Way easier than my full name.