The Glizzy Queen

Looking and applying for jobs atm. Who wants to come over and smother me with a pillow.

Do adults eat apple sauce? Is that a thing?

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I want to have kids so that I can collect their baby's teeth and make a necklace out of them.

I put the fire in dumpster fire

That was beautiful

Having a “thirdlife” crisis wasn’t on my bingo card for today.

Shout out to my dog, who gets anxious whenever I cry and forces me always to keep my shit together.

I just had the realization I’m afraid of rejection and that’s why I’ve been putting off looking for a new job. So that’s how my day is going.

It’s almost hot chocolate season and my nips are hard with excitement.

I can't decide if I want to sleep, run a mile or eat a cheeseburger

Let me sing you a little song I wrote called "it's so fucking hot outside I fucking hate it," sing along if you know the words.

Give me your undivided attention or I’ll cry

I took pre-workout for the first time in a while today and it’s safe to say I will not be sleeping well tonight.

You think my tweets are bad?! You should see the shit I don’t say. Wait. Is this still considered tweets?

It’s over for you bitches once I learn how to take a good mirror selfie.

My dad is visiting me this weekend, so I look forward to being gaslighted and manipulated.

Am I supposed to just say the same nonsense I say in Twitter? I hate this