Jensington

Just in case you forgot how I feel about you now: fuck you 🖕🏼🖕🏼

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My gamertag actually came from a former coworker who would call me Jensington. He passed away a couple years ago so Jensington I stay

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Turns out you were right about you. You’re a piece of shit

Later 2024. Series finale of the United States 2025 here we come

Y’all are adorable

Thought you’d be different. You said you knew what it felt like to be treated this way and yet here you are… treating me this way.

I’d just like it all to stop

Just want a girlfriend to pull me in close by my harness and kiss me, that too much to ask?

It me

Legit thought it said “I’m in the menu” and I was like SAY LESS😏

You play me for 2 years and when I cut you off you have the audacity to show back up a year later and say “you miss me” ???

Why must the rest of my house exist outside of my warm bed?

Some kids were definitely left behind

I have reached a new stage of old. The post office is playing beastie boys 👵🏼

I’ll happily stand behind you 😏😏

So, like… when society really starts to crumble am I still expected to show up to work? Or can I finally become the bridge troll I was meant to be?

Stop what you’re doing and look at my precious boy.