There's NO fucking chance I hire any of them based on vibes aLONE
25.01.2025 06:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's NO fucking chance I hire any of them based on vibes aLONE
25.01.2025 06:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
24.01.2025 13:54 — 👍 41698 🔁 4701 💬 1206 📌 213Devotion 😭
25.01.2025 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Glad you and the babies are safe!
11.01.2025 14:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Hubble is so 2023
11.01.2025 14:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
22.12.2024 03:02 — 👍 9846 🔁 993 💬 200 📌 39Sorry, package of toilet paper. I’m only making one trip from the car with these shopping bags, so you’re sleeping in the car tonight.
16.12.2024 01:00 — 👍 143 🔁 5 💬 12 📌 1In Wicked (2024) Boq tells Glinda that he'd do anything for her. This is a subtle nod to how Boq's actor, Ethan Slater, abandoned his wife and child for Glinda's actress, Ariana Grande.
16.12.2024 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This how I be in it from
Got that Aurizzm
Biden Carried Away By Ants
Biden Carried Away By Ants
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i ve purchased a highly expensive device to monitor my semen flow and keep it below ≤~0.02 and above ~0.00555 by sucking & electrocuting me
14.12.2024 23:13 — 👍 2151 🔁 117 💬 39 📌 9Followed entirely because relatable
15.12.2024 03:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Has anyone contacted Young Thug's lawyer, Mr. Brian Steel, on behalf of the innocent Luigi Mangione?
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MrBeast Offers To Give $1 Million To First PersonWho Can Teach Him To Blink -The Onion
MrBeast Offers To Give $1 Million To First PersonWho Can Teach Him To Blink
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Jennings is so nakedly pathetic
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MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY
10.12.2024 20:22 — 👍 14947 🔁 1218 💬 122 📌 35I wanna feel bad about using this man but idk maybe don't hit people with your Porsche.
10.12.2024 18:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
police: come out with your hands up
unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open.
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also cops had nothing before he got spotted in a mcdonalds, eric adams was lying
09.12.2024 21:09 — 👍 1695 🔁 237 💬 47 📌 29Cool. We can discuss that after police and military are completely disarmed.
08.12.2024 16:46 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: NYPD received a tip that the CEO assassin was speeding down I-95 & set up a trap, but the anvil they raised to drop on him got stuck mid-air, forcing officers to jump on it to push it down, allowing the assassin to surpass the drop zone, with the anvil instead crushing 5 officers.
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Well no one commits a crime without first writing hundreds of pages of their ideas, DUHHHH
09.12.2024 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pick up a copy today.
09.12.2024 15:27 — 👍 17883 🔁 2379 💬 502 📌 97HUH? They should live in their homes undefended? Helpless? The ONLY reason someone SHOULDN'T own a gun is that they value other people's lives over their own. If you care for yourself or the people around you AT ALL, you'd be able to defend yourself.
09.12.2024 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Being white=\=Suburbanite. It tells me that you have a very very narrow view of the world. You're entitled to that.
09.12.2024 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do you think "most" Americans are white suburbanites? That's kinda telling of your attitude.
09.12.2024 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You're gonna look at that man's face, then at me, and tell me he didn't enjoy killing a mentally ill man?
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