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@flex-carmichael.bsky.social

Twitter refugee, He/Him, I'm gonna use this shit to scream into the void so feel no obligation to follow me, nothing of value will be said here

70 Followers  |  325 Following  |  74 Posts  |  Joined: 21.10.2024  |  2.2801

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shop cat won't let me pet him, but he'll meow back after i yap relentlessly

29.10.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ya post showed up on my feed and i am inspired to make a low effort rebuttal (also your shirt goes hard as FUCK)

27.07.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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gamersupps needs to put a flavor tone next to the tubs instead of burrying it in the description because i never bought this flavor due to the vague name. now i have buyers remorse after trying it in a sample bag and that shit hits like a cherry icee on a hot summer day 😭

27.07.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

at this point im just gonna hardmod my 360 to play cracks of 15 year old AAA games cause why bother pissing away my money if theyre not gonna deliver anything worth a shit. i'll save my hard earned cash for indie devs

27.04.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oblivion remaster really drilled into my head how many gamers are pushovers, the same fuckers that talked my ear off about how remakes are soulless and a cash grab; walking to gamestop with cash in fist saying "yes Mr. Howard please sell me another old game

27.04.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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glory glory glory!

04.04.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

new Skrillex album gave me 46 minutes to imagine i was still in 2012 and things were alright

04.04.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i have genuinely never made an image so fast in my life

27.03.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16182    πŸ” 3555    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 34

tryna study that small window of time where family guy was considered cool for referencing video games

11.03.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i accidentally made ludwig from games

04.03.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is AI slop the only language boomers understand?

04.03.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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should not have read through old skype messages, alot of good times that i don't think i can emulate again

01.03.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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homer simpson is holding a butterfinger candy bar in his hands . ALT: homer simpson is holding a butterfinger candy bar in his hands .

whoever runs the twitter is a facebook admin level of sellout anyways, you're the better shitposter

26.02.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

already deleted that shit after inauguration, we pirating invincible season 3 baby!!!

26.02.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i always slash the tires out

25.02.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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quarterly "me & who???" post

22.02.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i get doing that from 16-18, not the move to be doing that as an adult when your parents are still letting you live with them due to the astronomical prices of rent or a mortgage, thats the point of the club for me at least, its a 3rd space to party if i cant do it legally anywhere else

20.02.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

for every "party at home" post, may i ask what home? if not a single person in your friend group has folks that will let a bunch of people come over, you're cooked

20.02.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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cosplay credit: bowye on 405th

20.02.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

clocking in early to work towards a war chief position

13.02.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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extremely important PSA

11.02.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11250    πŸ” 4998    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 179

oh word? gotta give it another go then!

08.02.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe its the supercruise then? id have to boot it up to give a proper explanation since my last attempt was 5 years ago, but i struggle getting to where i need to go in a system, like shooting past the planet i have an objective at

08.02.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

still haven't got into elite dangerous because my brain is too small to time jumping out of hyperspace properly, always half a lightyear away from where i wanted to jump to 😭

08.02.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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welcome to my halo locker, home to big hits such as Original the Character, Banana, NFL Linebacker, and many more!

07.02.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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so this is heaven

06.02.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yea

05.02.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

get plenty of rest!

04.02.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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