Schrödinger’s Nerd

😁

So his lips are moving.

But then you can’t be you.

I think we all need to send the CSR’s a math test.

If it was for Trump that would wrap them up and hand them over to

Then I replied, “You do understand that I am chatting with you using the modem you want to reboot. If the modem reboots we will be disconnected because the modem is disconnected. That’s the way the Internet works…”. Dead silence on their end…

#NotARocketScientist

Oh Xfinity, you hire some real genius’s.

Had to use the chat to discuss a problem today and the CSR on the other side mentioned that they may need to reboot my modem. I reminded them that if they did it would drop our chat. They came back and said. “No I am a real person not a bot…”. I laughed

Me too that’s why I left it and just added the correction under.

Oh shit…

Announcer: He never read the bill, he was just doing what he was told to do.

Oh and he is an asshole.

Never had a cat….

“Sleaze” should have been “sale”…

Gotta love speel cheak…

As a former CBS employee I can say.
#FuckCBS
This was to clear a path for the Paramount/Skydance sale because of Stephen’s very open very harsh comments against Trump.

@stephencolbert.bsky.social
Such bullshit that CBS is cancelling Colbert “for financial” decisions not ratings. We all know that it is because the big shots at CBS/Skydance are cowards and need to silence Stephen from making fun of Trump so their sleaze goes through.

Such bullshit.

Oh no! Not Elmo!! 😂

Over the weekend 13 had an accident with boiling ramen.

2nd degree burns to his upper leg. Had him in the ER yesterday and follow up with Burn Unit today. They had to cut out the huge blisters and antibiotic cream. He refused a skin graf and it would not have done much more for him anyway.
#ouch

He looks like the kind of guy that got shoved into a locker in High School.

Except Ben and Jerry’s was bought by Unilever who don’t hold the same beliefs as B&J.

💯💯💯

I would rather have Elon’s big bombshell be that he fixed the election as opposed to him exposing the Epstein files. JMO

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We are now the United States of Maury Povich.

Hey if Trump can rename the Gulf I can rename the US!

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On the next Maury Povich Show

Trump V Mush

Who’s your Daddy?

😁😂

I can live with this.

Cooper says “Draw me like one of your French girls”.

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#PetsOfBlueSky 🐕‍🦺🐈‍⬛🎉

Let’s see some pet photos!

This is an active follow back or meet up party. 🎉

If you don’t have a pet you are still welcome, post a meme.

Repost

I’m so sorry for you losses.

9/29/2023— General Milley farewell speech: “We don’t take an oath to a tribe, we don't take an oath to a religion, we don't take an oath to a king or queen, or a tyrant, or a dictator, and we don't take an oath to a wannabe dictator.”

Never forget our country and Constitution come before any man.

Thank you.

Good morning. I am a Vet, USAF.
May father was a Marine.
Four of my uncles served.