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Hold on to it as long as you can

My neighbor already put up their Christmas decoration, should I call the cops

Good news! I broke a personal best today: successive days alive 😎

Toes ranked:
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac

Now we wait for Cadillac’s livery. 2026 gonna be fun!

Should be illegal for my friends to earn badges before noon

Affinity Photo, Designer, and Publisher Are All Free for iPad Get these apps now before the price comes back.

Just found out all 3 Affinity apps are free for iPad. Why aren’t more tech sites reporting on this?! What happened to consumer friendly! www.howtogeek.com/affinity-app...

Tell that to everyone who fell for the nft scam

Horror cover but comedy title LOL

I can’t even tell if it’s an Onion headline anymore what is going on

I just updated all my apps last week what is this 😭

I'm going to publish the entirety of an exchange I just had with the press office of the DOJ. I want you to see how they are talking about truth.

Philosophers must reckon with the meaning of thermodynamics | Aeon Essays Everything eats and is eaten. Everything destroys and is destroyed. It is our moral duty to strike back at the Universe

Here’s the full essay, it tickled my brain aeon.co/essays/philo...

I haven’t even had my first cup of coffee and you hit me with this

We need a YouTube competitor STAT

Time to break all my apps

If it turns out it’s not a hurricane does that mean it’s an impasta

If you have any sort of interest in movies or film making it will be a good watch. Tons of cameos from actors and directors and each scene is done in one take so it’s pretty cool to watch. Give it a shot

Putting this on my resume

One-of-a-kind golden shark discovered in Costa Rica Scientists say the golden shark has a rare combination of skin conditions that has never been seen before.

Sheeesh they basically found a shiny Pokémon www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...

Please let them be tamable I’ve never wanted a personal bear army more in my life

I probably just need to get used to it but ugh the control center in iOS 26 does NOT spark joy. Almost looks like AI slop

I got rewarded for reading an app update note today!

The plot thickens!

Fixed the headline

Just turned off a movie after 2 min 30 sec because I got bored (no dialogue, just sweeping cityscapes and some old timey song). My attention span is cooked

Hopefully Good Boy will make that list when it has been released bsky.app/profile/cult...

Time to turn the tables. If you're a corporation who does business with me you are now subscribed to my email updates. Every morning you will hear my most horrible thoughts

That would explain so so much in the world right now