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24.02.2026 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need the cool S sword in my life

24.02.2026 09:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Individually one cannot, but it is striking (in a way that really advocates the old Marxist in me) that socially we can only really see a technology that saves a bunch of labour without generating replacement level jobs as a disaster. This is because we are *so* sure the profit will be privatised.

20.02.2026 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 160    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this ALT: a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this
27.01.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was just me making this comparison yesterday, but today the Korean news is calling Minnesota "America's Gwangju" and have human rights lawyers explaining how America is now living through the dictatorship Korea once had.

25.01.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4292    ๐Ÿ” 1594    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
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there are too many posts on here about "world events" and "AI" and not nearly enough about "Mitsibushi Delica"

20.01.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2954    ๐Ÿ” 689    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I envy you if this is your first time reading it--Ecco has some super interesting ideas and explores them really well in this banger of a novel (that also is a fantastic read even if you just read it as a slightly chaotic detective novel set in the medieval world).

12.01.2026 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hotel manager: [eying me suspiciously] Have you been out whoring?

Me: No, I swear!

Hotel manager: Get the fuck out of my hotel, and don't come back!

10.01.2026 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11:59pm: pokemon rumble spheal
12:00am: pokemon rumble spheal wearing a happy new year hat
12:01am: sleeping spheal

11:59pm: pokemon rumble spheal 12:00am: pokemon rumble spheal wearing a happy new year hat 12:01am: sleeping spheal

31.12.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6122    ๐Ÿ” 2296    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

lemon bagel

26.12.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A branch held up against the sky. It resembles an elder sign.

A branch held up against the sky. It resembles an elder sign.

Happy holidays

25.12.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wise guy, eh?

16.12.2025 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

29.11.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15421    ๐Ÿ” 4177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 147    ๐Ÿ“Œ 106

cow tools like and share if u agree

22.11.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 517    ๐Ÿ” 169    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

13.11.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17748    ๐Ÿ” 6015    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 115

This is what happened to my Grandfather in Frankfurt, Germany on 9th November 1938, commonly known as Kristallnacht.

29.10.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 580    ๐Ÿ” 297    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Photograph of a letter to the editor from Abigail Thorn, lamenting the bag pay and working conditions offered by ByteDance to actors in the UK for starting in vertical dramas.

Photograph of a letter to the editor from Abigail Thorn, lamenting the bag pay and working conditions offered by ByteDance to actors in the UK for starting in vertical dramas.

Spotted @theabigailthorn.bsky.social in the letters section of the LRB morning ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

25.10.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.

14.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2837    ๐Ÿ” 879    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

Incredible things are happening in Great Britain

17.10.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a comic that looks like a retro back of a magazine ad that says "do you have one piece of trivia that you love to whip out in conversations?"
A floating young man's head says "Did you know Roger Ebert wrote Beyond The Valley of The Dolls?"
A floating young woman's head responds "the drummer from Fall Out Boy is an 'anarcho-primativist'"

Big text says "EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS! It's not interesting!
Gain real knowledge today!"

Even bigger text says "Descend into your city's sewers!"
Slightly smaller text says "enter a world of esoteric truths while you wind your way through a labyrinth of forgotten catacombs!"

A second young man, sticking out of a manhole, covered in gloop and smoking a pipe gives testimony: "I've seen things down here you people wouldn't believe!
Beneath our feet, a world beyond your comprehension.
The secrets shared with me by the mole people are worth more than 100 years of schooling!"

Finally, text at the bottom says "Impress your friends! Terrify your neighbors! You'll be the life of every party!"

a comic that looks like a retro back of a magazine ad that says "do you have one piece of trivia that you love to whip out in conversations?" A floating young man's head says "Did you know Roger Ebert wrote Beyond The Valley of The Dolls?" A floating young woman's head responds "the drummer from Fall Out Boy is an 'anarcho-primativist'" Big text says "EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS! It's not interesting! Gain real knowledge today!" Even bigger text says "Descend into your city's sewers!" Slightly smaller text says "enter a world of esoteric truths while you wind your way through a labyrinth of forgotten catacombs!" A second young man, sticking out of a manhole, covered in gloop and smoking a pipe gives testimony: "I've seen things down here you people wouldn't believe! Beneath our feet, a world beyond your comprehension. The secrets shared with me by the mole people are worth more than 100 years of schooling!" Finally, text at the bottom says "Impress your friends! Terrify your neighbors! You'll be the life of every party!"

One Piece of Trivia

03.10.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 827    ๐Ÿ” 154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

you know what, fair. I retract my previous statement re. disempowering the french. Not the first part though; I will not have my good name besmirched with accusations of britishness (don't tell my british wife or her boyfriend i said this last bit please)

30.09.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First of all: I'm not from the UK (just lived there (wasn't even allowed to vote ๐Ÿ˜ข)), so not sure what 'you guys' is supposed to mean.

Second of all: the UK also rigged your system to minimise the power of the fr*nch-speaking population, so at least it's not all bad democratic interference ๐Ÿ˜…

30.09.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol, and let me add: lmao

30.09.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty confused by how you managed to start by saying 'as a Canadian', but then proceed to complain about the political situation in the UK ๐Ÿ™ƒ

30.09.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you have ever enjoyed point and click adventure games, you simply cannot go wrong with the Wadjet Games library. Everything in here other than Old Skies is under $10 bucks right now and Old Skies is under $20. Every single one a memorable trip.

30.09.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

banger. I truly hope you never run out of ideas, and the fact that your stuff is so good so consistently lessens my concern that this could happen any time soon. Thank you Mx. Cow Tools Daily โค๏ธ

29.09.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Posting this good sets the bar too high for the rest of us. Please exercise some solidarity ๐Ÿ™

28.09.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a good point, and something I need to remember more often.

27.08.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.

16.08.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9378    ๐Ÿ” 3121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 474