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Six-winged god of llamas. Green. Conjunx Endura of @jobot935.bsky.social . Many Bothans died and many rich idiots showed their asses to bring you these... bleats? Which are all his own. Ofc. He/him.

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I mean the eventual conclusion of that is that people can do bad things, so we’d better outlaw people who we think might do bad things, and they’re not far off getting to that place either, so…

12.11.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aliens Hudson GIF Alt: Hudson from Aliens in the interior of the marine APC, standing up as his fellow marines are sat ready for deployment, declaring: "I'm ready to get it on!"
12.11.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, I think if they leave him as is we'll just get increased levels of sass as a result, so I'm happy either way...

12.11.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face in a dark room . he is wearing a black turtleneck . Alt: Kirsch from Alien: Earth nodding and saying: "Good."
12.11.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry to have to say that this is good news to me. I enjoyed the show. Sorry to have to disappoint everyone.

12.11.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy cake day! That looks amazing.

12.11.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, we’re governed by actual morons, the absolute fucking worst of us.

12.11.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If they really want us to be safer, they should just outlaw the Information Superhighway for all but the most trusted* of citizens, and balance it out by allowing people to smoke in pubs again, just like the good old days. Or something.

(*most generous supporters of the current government)

12.11.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to spend the next couple of weeks remembering how to appear vaguely competent!

12.11.2025 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My main disappointment with this remains that the mammoth mode is utterly unposeable. Would a little leg movement have killed them? (Apparently, yes.)

12.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A few years ago I did a commission of Boba Fett riding Grimlock a la the Rancor that’s proven to be a very popular image for me.

I’ve wanted to do another in a series like this, so here’s OT #bobafett riding #beastwars #megatron like the beast in the holiday special.

#transformers #starwars

11.11.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A sketch of Minimus Albus cleaning up his Magnus Armour

A sketch of Minimus Albus cleaning up his Magnus Armour

Nice and clean!

11.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Sarah Kendzior, bestselling author, anthropologist, and expert on political extremism, has been suspended by BlueSky. At time of writing, she has not been told why.

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11.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Simple.

11.11.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
It's CYBORG time, babyyyyyy - give that man jetboots for crying out loud

It's CYBORG time, babyyyyyy - give that man jetboots for crying out loud

So from what I understand, they're struggling to write a new Bond because they want to take him being blown up last time into account for some reason? Sounds silly to me, but even so it feels like cinema has already provided the most elegant solution to that self-made problem:

11.11.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/thel...

11.11.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

11.11.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2841    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 12

Beast Wars, β€œMaster Blaster” (1999)

11.11.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Simple.

11.11.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm sure this is fine.

11.11.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to appear vaguely competent at the ungodly time of 0900hrs! What kind of person does this regularly..? … Oh.

11.11.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Also no spoilers please! We've not yet finished witching this new season of The Watcher.)

10.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our (re)watch of Spartacus has taken us to Season 3 at the same time as we've started watching The Witcher Season 4, which means we're watching two shows where the lead has just been replaced (for very different reasons) by a Liam...

10.11.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Siege Skywarp

Siege Skywarp

Latest addition to the #Skywarp collection, kinda had to after the work I did for IDW back int'day

#Transformers #Maccadams #Siege #Decepticon #Seeker

10.11.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did I... do good..?

10.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep forgetting that I need to finish watching those. Which is unusual for me and Star Wars, but a consequence of them launching when I was either away or otherwise occupied...

10.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
6 panel comic

P1: An impossibly buff Garfield knockoff (with distressingly visible nipples) towers over Jon, who is cat-sized, and lying on all fours on a table surface.

P2: Same, only now Buffield points at Jon with their right hand, and reaches for him with their left. They boom: "HUMAN"

P3: Brofield lays their left hand on Jon's back with such force, the latter begins to deform.

Masculinifield demands: "I PET YOU. INITIATE THAT SOUND WHICH PLEASES ME SO"

P4: Crushing Jon even further, The Garf lowers their head menacingly to stare at their quarry.

P5: Closeup on a panicked looking and sweating Jon, as he starts shakily singing the chorus from "Hero" by Chad Kroeger.

P6: As Jon continues belting out that absolute tune from off-panel, we go to a closeup of Garry Field, their face dramatically underlit. They let out a satisfied "bueno"

6 panel comic P1: An impossibly buff Garfield knockoff (with distressingly visible nipples) towers over Jon, who is cat-sized, and lying on all fours on a table surface. P2: Same, only now Buffield points at Jon with their right hand, and reaches for him with their left. They boom: "HUMAN" P3: Brofield lays their left hand on Jon's back with such force, the latter begins to deform. Masculinifield demands: "I PET YOU. INITIATE THAT SOUND WHICH PLEASES ME SO" P4: Crushing Jon even further, The Garf lowers their head menacingly to stare at their quarry. P5: Closeup on a panicked looking and sweating Jon, as he starts shakily singing the chorus from "Hero" by Chad Kroeger. P6: As Jon continues belting out that absolute tune from off-panel, we go to a closeup of Garry Field, their face dramatically underlit. They let out a satisfied "bueno"

10.11.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 537    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
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Oscar Isaac Was β€˜Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to β€˜Star Wars’ if Disney Does β€˜Not Succumb to Fascism’ Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.

Oscar Isaac: β€œYeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great… if that happens, then yeah, I’d be open to having a conversation about a galaxy far away.” ✊

10.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Yeah, I can’t really justify myself any (physically) big purchases this side of Christmas. But… as a counterpoint… what if I just didn’t need to..?

10.11.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh these figures may not be as detailed as the Generations figures, but they’re really nicely designed, some of them have great sculpts (Megabull in particular) and they’re just fun to fiddle with. All they really need is elbows and they’d be perfect at that price.

10.11.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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