Bryan Kephart

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

I saw this and at first thought "no, there's no way 'we definitely had alternative leadership in mind for Iran but I blew them up alongside the schoolgirls using AI' is what the White House is actually saying, that's too clueless and evil to be real"

(I already made this joke on the other site a couple years ago but that doesn’t count)

Bryan Hoeing? I can assure you that I’m not!

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

👰‍♀️🐕👻

I got to see them live in like 2006 at the old Hollywood Knitting Factory (RIP) and they were very good. Opening for them was an up and coming band called Beach House which is wild to think back on now lol

I haven’t listened to The Clientele in forever. Maybe I should fix that!

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

episode 097

lmao

I didn’t know there was a new season of Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal airing so I’m catching up now. God, this show is so good.

I am not interested in the band Geese, but I will give them credit here

episode 029

And you know, you can extend from this to a real important corallary to "Everyone is 12 Now" theory is "There has been a generation-long project to keep people 12."

Conservative news and opinon outlets, regressive mass audience entertainment products, etc. all propagandize a chilidish worldview.

Thanks to Apple Pay I rarely use my debit card anymore so imagine my surprise when I opened my wallet last night and my card wasn’t in there. Turns out that I left it at my dispensary a week ago and didn’t even notice!

Oh shit I remember that game so well. The power went out and there was like a half an hour delay and then Justin Turner hit a walkoff right after the power came back on. I wanna say I met @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social and @southernish.bsky.social that night too? Damn.

Israel is also bombing Lebanon

I was at a Dodger game with a republican the day John McCain died. They announced his death before the game and I vividly remember having to keep an extremely straight face the whole time. I was an ✨ actor ✨ that night

Everything is just way too dumb and evil

Also, fuck Mark Kozelek. I loved Red House Painters but that dude just had to be a piece of shit.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

John McCain is celebrating in his grave right now

Screen grab of the NYT website at 10:45pm PT. Helene Cooper reporting "A U.S. official said American military strikes on Iran are underway."

The U.S. is now attacking Iran.

Really don't understand how this isn't a bigger scandal. This is conspiracy to commit federal witness tampering (and likely witness murder) for the purpose of covering up a foreign government's deal with organized crime, a deal that has been affirmed by the DOJ.