Bryan Kephart

Food from In-N-Out

Let’s fucking go

Paternal grandfather: WWII veteran who went to work at a carbon plant after the war
Maternal (step) grandfather: Airplane mechanic

how girl get pragnent

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 20

A tabby cat among tall weeds

There’s a fenced off area in my backyard where I allow Ziggy to get some supervised outside time. The weeds are so bad this year, but Zig thinks they’re a good hiding place

Fuck Ryan Braun

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

I never noticed that he was holding two skateboards until Buscemi mentioned it in an interview recently and I really think that makes it even better

A decision they’d come to regret

We’re just innocent men

I’m just so glad I was able to see them live even if there was a dumbass behind me talking shit about Ryan the whole time

Every once in a while I think "damn, it's pretty wild that Ryan Gosling quietly released a kind of strange but good album with a children's choir and then never released another one"

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it

anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

I saw this and at first thought "no, there's no way 'we definitely had alternative leadership in mind for Iran but I blew them up alongside the schoolgirls using AI' is what the White House is actually saying, that's too clueless and evil to be real"

(I already made this joke on the other site a couple years ago but that doesn’t count)

Bryan Hoeing? I can assure you that I’m not!

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

👰‍♀️🐕👻

I got to see them live in like 2006 at the old Hollywood Knitting Factory (RIP) and they were very good. Opening for them was an up and coming band called Beach House which is wild to think back on now lol

I haven’t listened to The Clientele in forever. Maybe I should fix that!

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

episode 097

lmao

I didn’t know there was a new season of Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal airing so I’m catching up now. God, this show is so good.

I am not interested in the band Geese, but I will give them credit here

episode 029

And you know, you can extend from this to a real important corallary to "Everyone is 12 Now" theory is "There has been a generation-long project to keep people 12."

Conservative news and opinon outlets, regressive mass audience entertainment products, etc. all propagandize a chilidish worldview.