Dave Chappelle

True success is when you type in your name on the internet and someone immediately questions if you’re real or not 😂😂

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Dave Chappelle

19.11.2024 00:46 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 1

Hey, appreciate the 21 follows guys!

19.11.2024 00:39 — 👍 62    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Somebody told me, ‘Man, you need to change your profile picture. You’ve had that thing since 2012!’ I said, ‘2012? I’m just letting that picture age like fine wine. You want me to update it? Nah, that’s like putting a new shirt on a statue. Plain disrespectful!’

18.11.2024 08:42 — 👍 58    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

You ever notice how Morgan Freeman narrates everything like it’s the most important thing in the world? He could read the back of a cereal box and make you feel like you’re witnessing the birth of a nation. “And then, the Frosted Flakes... changed the world forever.”

18.11.2024 08:34 — 👍 177    🔁 8    💬 9    📌 2

Old but gold 😂😂 Hey Bluesky!

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