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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

Descartes gave us all the tools we need to survive in an era of misinformation. Simply begin with the understanding that you are real but everything else is fairly likely to be the cruel games of a demon sent to torment you specifically.

Infinite love and support to the people of Iran and Palestine and anywhere else on earth unfortunate enough to be caught in the stupid, bloodthirsty gaze of America and Israel

A black and white cat with a round face and yellow eyes stands on a tatami floor. His short legs, compact body, and tucked-in tail make him look like a perfect rectangle.

Sometimes, Uni becomes a rectangle

fucking obliterated from orbit by this guy on okcupid

It is really really sinking in for me the degree to which LLMs are the ultimate expression of right wing anti-intellectualism. Its proponents are literally mocking the idea that anyone would ever want to learn anything, know anything, develop any actual skill, or have a thought of their own.

Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat

Bet all those people who said Suetonius was making shit up "because emperors didn't really act that way" are feeling pretty fucking stupid tonight

emotion wheel starting with "joy, fear, anger" in the center and then lapsing into gibberish

a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon

May the next of your enemy service stepping Stones on your path outback steakhouse

A woman asks a clerk "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures toward the card rack and says "right this way, ma'am!" She holds up a flowery card with mixed cursive and block lettering font that says "Sorry for calling you "Pathetic" during my episode." She marvels "wow, there are so many of these. And in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."

A Portuguese trader arriving in a Jesuit port in Nagasaki, 1581.

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

A headline from The Times, with Nick Clegg saying that requiring permission from copyright holders to train AI on their word would 'kill' the AI industry. Boo fecking hoo.

My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.

Get you a girl whose keening wail can be heard from across the bog, an omen of things to come

The sentence that impressed me that English is a really beautiful language is "This shit is so ass"

i call this tavernmaxxing where I add some medieval ambiance and listen to four podcasts at once at a low volume

Camio (also Caim, Caym) appears in Ars Goetia, the first part of The Lesser Key of Solomon as a Great President of Hell, ruling over thirty legions of demons. Much detail is offered: he is a good disputer, gives men the understanding of the voices of birds, cattle, dogs, and other creatures, and of the noise of the waters too, and gives true answers concerning things to come. He is depicted in 19th and 20th century occultist illustrations as appearing in the form of the black bird called a thrush, but soon he changes his shape into a man that has a sharp sword in his hand. When answering questions he seems to stand on burning ashes or coals. He is a nocturnal demon that is most powerful during the month of December.[26]

looking at guys from the ars goetia

tohle je asi takovej level informovanosti ktery bych ocekaval od organizatora akce

if I get an email from an @xmail account, I'm sending you a phishing scam and a virus

The kids won't remember but many liberals justified the Iraq war on humanitarian grounds - and denounced those who didn't as lacking in, well, humanitarianism, and you can predict precisely where all these people are on the humanitarian issue of the moment

The fbi was actually established as a scheme so that people could have jobs which only entailed watching Italian Americans live their weird lives

a poorly drawn mama cat and her skrungly kitten

a large adult mama cat with white and gray fur sits upright on a bed, looking directly at the camera with a serious expression. next to it is a very tiny and skrungly kitten with similar coloring, standing on the bed and also facing the camera

happy mother’s day

Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

lsoing my mind rn

Paradox has announced Europa Universalis V, satisfying my bizarre psychological need for grand strategy games so hellishly overcomplicated that they give me anxiety

Years later George W. Bush apparently believed that Iraq and Afghanistan were singled out in end times prophecy. “Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East,” he told French President Jacques Chirac in a 2003 phone call, appealing to their common Christian faith as a basis for the invasion. “This confrontation is willed by God, who wants to use this conflict to erase His people’s enemies before a new age begins.” Chirac, a Roman Catholic, promptly asked his staff to call the French Federation of Protestants and find out what Bush was talking about.

A white woman said [NWORD] in self defence against predatory black people who were stealing from & harassing her and the entire media equates her actions with a black teen who committed an unprovoked murder of a white teen, as if they were equivalent violations of social norms.

"Self Defense Slur" is the most Israeli invention to not actually come out of Israel lol

men in LA ...... get off ur phones & STOP becoming influencers.... we need GAFFERS ! ! ! these shows dark as HELL i cant see SHIT 😭😭😭