Chad Nelson

Male exotic dancer character idea: he starts as a hot librarian, and then one by one, his articles of clothing get “checked out” to the patrons in the audience.

Stage name: Meta Daddy

A screenshot of a section of a dating app profile. Has the title: Monogamy. Has the text: I date atomically/ Socrates' philosophies & hypotheses/ Can't define how I be dropping these monogamies/ Lyrically perform heart robbery/ flee with the lottery

Just added a Wu-Tang quote to my dating profile. Waiting for the matches to roll in.

Ruin a Movie with autocorrect, I’ll start
Richard Linklater’s classic “Beef Whore Sunrise” #autocorrectAmovie

Y’all can stop looking. I’ve found it. The weirdest single item in an audiovisual archive.

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A pint of bitterness: villagers resent Russell Brand’s plans for their pub People of Pishill fear loss of 800-year-old community asset as they await council decision on ‘mixed-use’ scheme

Imagine being so odious that residents of a place called Pishill want you to just feck right off
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I'm hiring a Full Stack Dev at California Digital Library. We're a small building calisphere.org escholarship.org and more focusing on open access and open culture. Would love some one to help us grow our front-end expertise. Happy to answer questions.

jobs.code4lib.org/jobs/62550

I've always wished more people would read THE BIRD KING, which made the NPR best fantasy novels of the decade list. Set in the 15th century, it's about two courtiers from the last emirate of Moorish Spain who flee the Inquisition and accidentally kidnap a monk. bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

Praxis: invent a Time Machine and save Wyld Stallyns

Conclusion: the right music could literally cause an evolutionary step to be initiated.

A good child is like a good sofa

Theory: live music is a form of life - an ad-hoc, temporary nervous system connecting multiple life forms together; each wave of sound rippling through the air is a synapse firing a beat to move bodies, to drive one to lose oneself in the new, connected, temporary form of life.

BUY THE TRACK HERE: https://quanticmusic.bandcamp.com/track/hotline-blingCumbia does it better! 🧡 Quantic y Los Míticos del Ritmo - Hotline Bling

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Just heard Lucrecia Dalt for the time recently and I’m now obsessed.

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Hands in front of a background

Cursed zoom background

Early Ronald McDonald with a cup nose, terrifying grin, and general crown creepiness

“Early mascot creation was a world of chaos: Ronald was created by a McDonald’s franchisee, Willard Scott, who later became a weatherman.”
Sooo many terrifying things in this listicle

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Went to my first Home Owners Association general meeting tonight and now I want the comet to come destroy earth quickly because humans were a mistake.

My mind is blown that the Portishead song is sampled from the 1969 Mission Impossible soundtrack youtu.be/LkVGfVXPy18?...

Two adds for software positions at TikTok in the classifieds section of a print newspaper

There is something absolutely wild about TikTok advertising for software engineers in the classifieds section of the print edition of the Culver City newspaper

Air frying cold coffee to own the libs

Children of Muppets

West London is having a Blue Christmas, just not the one they wanted.

Cartoon character Taz on a sticker that looks like he is ripping through a wall.

Every time I walk past this truck with this sticker, all I can think is: taz goatse

I mean, who knows who else has used those other packages

One weird limitation of sci-fi & fantasy books for language learning is that for the first 2-3 chapters you keep second-guessing yourself.

"Her dead father smiled back and burst aflame"

Did I read it right? Or do I misremember a word? Or misunderstand the word sequence?
Or are they necromancers?!?

Henry Kissinger Secretary of state to Richard Nixon dies at 100 Obituary Henry Kissinger 1923-2003

The grauniad with some wishful thinking

Modern Dating Advice: “Open to LTR” does not refer to someone interested in reading/watching Lord of The Rings #theMoreYouKnow

Screenshot of an iOS message app where the keyboard had flipped upside down

My personal recent fave

Why is GenZ so hot for Easter? Because it’s when Christ is riz’n