plus the commanders literally have nothing to lose: they make it they win, they lose they get a better draft pick

the peace president!

if a 10 year old acted like this in school they would be disciplined

On this day 200 years ago Goku saved the Native Americans from the Red Ribbon Army. They asked what they could do in return. Goku said "Im hungry", and thus the first Thanksgiving was had.

idk if that’s accurate: on twitter they would also call you a slur

narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what

“What happened to charlie?” “….he had hoes.”

god, what a mess

YOU MADE SAMMIE DO THIS YOU BALD FUCK!!!!

he’s auditioning to an audience of one

see, i was thinking this is a song larry would accidentally fund on an episode of curb without realizing it.

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.

Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water

trump learned that with bubba

famously scotus regularly rolled over for the biden administration

they are saying this, and frankly they are saying this more and more

boy, that sure makes a lot of sense if you’re a fucking idiot.

You know, Democrats, there really isn't an upper limit on the amount of outrage you can have over the president of the United States being a child rapist. It should be the primary, if not the only thing you talk about. Go ballistic because it's the right thing to do.

holy christ he looks like shit

All the pearl-clutching about Zohran Mamdani--by right-wingers who elected a half-senile old TV star president--is very amusing. For once the shoe is on the other foot.

but also

and boring centrists won by double digits in VA and NJ. weird take and i say that as someone who is delighted to see cuomo lose

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”

the viewer

also the least significant part of it, but that’s like a onetime payment of $60
per soldier lol