I could never see circumstances aligning in a way that would leave me in a position to vote for Kamala Harris
03.03.2026 00:46 — 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I could never see circumstances aligning in a way that would leave me in a position to vote for Kamala Harris
03.03.2026 00:46 — 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I do not trust the Israelis to be restrained on the use of nukes if Iran lands a lucky hit on one of their cities
02.03.2026 20:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She also hates disabled parking bays
02.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you're meant to get dressed before you leave the hospital
28.02.2026 11:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Far too many people will run straight back to it when the next leader says some vaguely left-wing stuff
27.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The jpeg metadata says not to believe it
26.02.2026 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would
26.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0heaven forfend that someone has to wait until 9:05 to receive their unsolicited outbound call, how do you expect to move the cause of humanity forwards with that approach to timekeeping
24.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol
23.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol yes jess, the lib dems who say that all the time are just constantly getting surprised when the polls close
23.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0not having this banana slander
23.02.2026 10:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0giving my cable modem pride of place
22.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they said "wes has no friends" but like you say, what's changed
22.02.2026 12:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ini kamoze voice:
here comes the mcshitter
[wesley s]
he burned out a pet shop
[wesley s]
obsessed with mcdonalds
[wesley s]
eats his poor mum out
Burnham desperately torching any good will that he had bought as an outcome of being blocked from standing
22.02.2026 11:06 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The naked football fan being lifted on top of people's shoulders in a pub, with "Proper Britain" from Rupert Lowe's latest party grift layered on it
21.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0stashes of porn in the bushes
21.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0loving the chip shop window display
21.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0all release candidates, as in he should be released from the burden of being a candidate
21.02.2026 11:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the stacey dooley of tech
20.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0am i imagining her filing not a single report on twitter becoming a csam generator
20.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Type-C at last! Sounds really petty but this was actually holding me back from ordering.
20.02.2026 12:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would have a show trial first
20.02.2026 12:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the pov of a camera roll would be the face of whoever owns the phone
20.02.2026 12:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did someone sit down and say "right, we're going to animate our toys so they look less like toys" because that was sort of the premise of the films
19.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quite a few teams are being rescued from relegation form by their earlier results, Palace have completely derailed and I don't really understand why Glasner is still there when they know he's leaving in the summer and is unhappy.
19.02.2026 09:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can definitely feel a shift since Rob Edwards joined, they've looked a lot more up for it
19.02.2026 09:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0