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@skypilot83.bsky.social

Findom satirist. Painfully average jokester. Creator of safe practices. Blocker of maga fascists. Lover of: simping, feet, ankle socks, and pits

597 Followers  |  770 Following  |  201 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  2.2293

Latest posts by skypilot83.bsky.social on Bluesky

Do you think there’s a parallel universe where men understand the basics of conversation and ask follow up questions?

06.04.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Need new jeans cause my ass keeps getting fatter. Reimbursement time for you! You’re welcome! πŸ’‹

#findom #worship #booty #goddess

06.04.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Ummm hellooooo???

Well now I’m crabby 😑

06.04.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Daddy D posting unpixelated toes? Miracles do happen. Happy Sunday hoes. 🩷

#feet #toes #worship #armpit #fetish #findom #femdom

06.04.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Join today! 🏧

#findom #finsub #CODD #femdom #worship #tribute

05.04.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Beep bop boop

- you

04.04.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Repost a pic with your age

39 πŸ’‹

04.04.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes Daddy

04.04.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character wearing 3d glasses says i 'm in a cult on a bus ALT: a cartoon character wearing 3d glasses says i 'm in a cult on a bus
04.04.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love when subs join in on my bits. Prosper through wieners is killing me 🀣🀣🀣

#CODD #findom

04.04.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bonus points for sending while I’m rage masturbating and watching weird porn

03.04.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie talks about being involved in a number of cults ALT: a man in a suit and tie talks about being involved in a number of cults
03.04.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone got excited by my post and wants to make it into the club some day. Let’s see if he has what it takes

03.04.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Accepting applications!

How to apply:

🌼 Send $40+ initial tribute
🌼 Be ready to AV
🌼 Tell me why you want to join the cult

#CODD #findom #femdom #finsub #worship #goddess #serve #Imyourdaddynow

03.04.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Chastity, teased and trembling. She doesn’t need to say a word, just a look, a laugh, and i’m throbbing in my cage, loving every second of the ache. Denial isn’t torture, it’s devotion.

#ChastityJoy #Findom #finsub #paypig #cashcow #PFFDD #OFFDD #CODD

03.04.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Keep them begging

#findom #femdom

31.03.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🩷 Please Me 🩷

#findom #femdom #worship #kink #fetish #tribute #domme

23.11.2024 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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πŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€ Something about monochrome and Monday

#domme #worship #findom #goddess #tribute

31.03.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey ATM, dispense 🩷

30.03.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been unusually generous this weekend. What a lucky simp

30.03.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She gave me permission to cum. One final release before chastity starts tomorrow. i’m too gooned to even finish, brain melted, body twitching, all i can think about is paying more. One last tribute. One last drain.

#sendingissex #Findom #finsub #paypig #cashcow #PFFDD #CODD

30.03.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very generous Daddy

29.03.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is porn?

29.03.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi

29.03.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you do this then you are the human equivalent of an unflavored snow cone

29.03.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

29.03.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol was this the same night I made you lick the carpet?

29.03.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.03.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What is it?? I want it?? Tell me!! No, don’t tell me.

29.03.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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