Haiku Rants

"Hang On, That Was Real?"

Working out in jeans
Secondhand embarrassment
Did I drop acid?

#Haiku #HHS #idiocracy

18.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"Overheard At Lunch"

Durian fruit stench
Who was the first to declare
Cram that in my mouth

#Haiku #food

17.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"On The Couch Watching Hockey"

Ate too much last night
Enchiladas de Mole
I can't move today

#Haiku #food

15.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"The Dow. The Dow Right Now"

Shrill petulant scream
Unrelated distraction
Voice of a harpy

#Haiku #releasethefiles

15.02.2026 05:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"He Said What?"

He's in charge of health
Care to do a bump of coke?
Pristine toilet seat

#Haiku #HHS

15.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0