GNCSP

wolf nooks

I could imagine you, having been infected with lycanthropy, transforming on the full moon and then just sleeping in a breakfast nook until you transform back.

Yes I believe this is acceptable wolf-like behavior

You ever get someone's info to connect later, then realize you remembered/wrote it down wrong, but by the time you realize that you already lost track of them?

I always worry they think I ghosted them when in reality I was just incompetent.

Calling cards need to make a comeback. ;-;

me if you don't tell me i'm a good girl three times in a row to confirm

no, regular pornography will kill the patient! it needs latex pokemon transformation to live

I experience this cycle so badly I hate it so much

Zzzzz

Fake mspainted the onion comic with evangelion girls (including puppygirl shinji) I'm sorry traumatized trans girl, but from now on you have to go to therapy* instead of fucked up mechsploitation fic *latest fad rei says "congratulations"

miodwest firfest more likes im taking a redeye flight i a m so tiredd

Why do "what's trending" and "shiny" bots keep liking random posts of mine this seems statistically incorrect

I'm mixing metaphors

I see God in the trees but not the kind that you want to get a beer with the kind you want to try and appease with an offering

I gotta fuckin clean up my mind palace it's filthy

And I don't take caffeine pills because the only guy I know who does that is basically my baseline for unhealthy behavior

Off caffeine not to avoid caffeine but because:
- Energy drinks scare my kidneys
- Coffee scares my esophagus
- I keep forgetting tea exists

I feel very disconnected from reality at the moment and it's definitely not because of two NOSs I'm not that much of a little bitch it's just not helping to have had that late at night especially after being mostly off caffeine for so long

But bitch let me tell you it's still not as bad as the one time I tried Rockstar JFC

All the girlies drinking Monster and I'm here swapping back and forth between Red Bull and NOS because I guess I like my energy drinks to taste like battery acid

Also I 100% should not have drank two NOSs

I really wish there was something I could take to eliminate that anxiety that wasn't like, a daily med, but also wasn't like, an addictive substance

Just really optimizing for it
Woke up to an incident at work when I'm on-call
Trying to manage on-call rotation with PTO
Travelling in less than two days
Guard is down, being more open than usual, which always makes me anxious
And that's on top of reasons from past week

I'm fucking anxious-maxxing today holy shit

[0007932] Forgotten Beast corpse labelled as "vomit"

Drawing of a girl getting her head pat and biting her lower lip. The text "Your hair looks so cute!" across the top and behind her written over and over "pull it"

We have all been there, right?

sleepy sleepy sleepy

I can't forget to resolve the "jinx you owe me a blowjob" she has on me btw

Fell into a nap and woke up to my girlfriend sucking my tits I'm so glad I consented to somno that was an awesome way to wake up if very disheveled and confusing

Rocket legsssss

I fucking love Gamera