Tyler Ostrowski

THEY MADE THE HILUX FOR ME

(Sherman Oaks, CA)

Are there ads in Ubers? I thought they were people's cars? Those people put ads in their own car?

I don't do Ubers.

Me after I take a stool softener

Very proud to be an AMD family, I'll tell ya.

Hot Wheels vending machine at the mall?

Hot Wheels vending machine at the mall?

Yeah yeah F1 woo

Anyway,

Guys, I think Cadillac is back.

I did a few errands this morning and counted 6 (SIX) new Cadillacs.

1 Lyriq
1 Optiq
1 Escalade ESV
1 Escalade IQ
2 Escalade

For the area of the suburban bedroom community in northeast-central Wisconsin I live in, THAT'S HUGE.

And I say this as someone who doesn't play MTG but respects the culture,

I thought this was a parody. They're using basketball graphics for Magic the GATHERING tournaments!

In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.

Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)

He's exercising his right for equal representation.

Todd Howard "Try Not to Embarrass Yourself" Challenge IMPOSSIBLE EDITION

Lack of physical buttons
Lack of low cost options
Forcing larger vehicles onto people
Abandoning entire market segments due to "lack of profitability"
No more PRNDL shifters

Virginia

They just gave me an award for Largest Brain.

I don't know how they knew I had the Largest Brain. I didn't get it measured.

Kyoto by Phoebe Bridgers is Ska.

facebook marketplace listing for four full-size sit-down Daytona USA arcade cabinets "$17,000 for 4 machines OR $10,000 for 2 Perfect Xmas Gift - Daytona USA Arcade Japanese Version"

closeup on "Perfect Xmas Gift"

the ideal stocking stuffer!

Positively splendorific.

Wii Shop Wednesday!

Reminds me of me and my best friend in elementary school having what we called "Random Wars."

It was basically word association but so much more annoying.

Show them what an English "TV pickup" is. They'll quake in their North Face boots.

Shit, sorry. *Xenomorph. I spelt it like it sounds.

There's no way I'm at almost 2 thousand posts. I've never posted anything in my life.

My grandma ran over a zenomorph once in her Forester.

Reporting 7" west of Lake Winnebago. May heaven help those in Manitowoc and Sheboygan.

Honestly, I wish Vince Gilligan made Pluribus a straight comedy.

I'd love to see Carol just hate on the hive mind that moved in next door.

Why U So Abscessed With Me?

Someone tell Mariah I have a Halloween song for her!

I was really stressing to get my snowblower started today.

Not only did it not start, but it looks like I won't even need it!

I survey the crowd.

I look down at my hand.

The boy across from me has quite the collection.

I wring my son's neck and whisper in his ear,

"Do you have any threes?"

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned:

2023 Chevrolet Bolt
2022 Chrysler Pacifica Hybrid
2015 Kia Sedona
2000 Chevrolet Malibu
1998 Jeep Cherokee

THEY'RE PLAYING NUMA NUMA AT WALMART