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had a dream where i saw some clickbait Minecraft YouTuber make a video called "BEST MINECRAFT STORAGE SORTING SOLUTION (Better than Copper Golems???!?)" and the trick turned out to be just hiring a guy from Fiverr to sort your items for you.

when are we gonna get more Whimsical Silly media bro everything’s so dreary nowadays, even the silly stuff is post-post-post-ironic

guy in 2004 who is both a fan of the Beach Boys and 90’s first person shooters: “bro we got Smile before Duke Nukem Forever”

idea: catholic eating competition called The Full Jesus where you have to eat the amount of communion wafers equal in mass to Jesus as fast as you possibly can
winner becomes pope

one year they tried doing the wine as well and everyone died of alcohol poisoning so there was no pope that year

WAIT WAIT WAIT
PRINCE ROGERS NELSON
ALL 6 LETTERS
PRINCE IS A HOMESTUCK TROLL

prince invented the Homestuck typing quirk send tweet

i feel like there's an alternate universe where Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington start a band called Ween and Aaron Freeman and Mickey Melchiondo become comedians and make On Cinema At The Cinema. Anyways, I'm an Aaronhead for life.

bulletstorm has been re-released (sadly by gearbox) but wolf 09 is not legally available anymore

Wolfenstein 2009 is the third most underrated FPS in history, behind Zortch and Bulletstorm.

had a dream where @afantano.bsky.social reviewed the new Cardiacs album but it was just him stripping butt ass naked, beating his chest and screaming “YEAH!!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!!” for like 12 minutes. He gave it a 10 at the end though, so, here’s hoping.

homestuck fantroll named Labubu Fucker

I haven’t even played hollow knight 1 yet bro

they made bubsy sluttier and someone thought "this is a problem I need to fix"

guy who can read minds but the process is incredibly unfathomably painful for anyone whose mind is read so literally all the guy can make out is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HELL THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO GOD PLEASE KILL ME AAAAAAAAA"

lost media mystery: deleted CGPGrey video called "Incest Is The Bestcest"

how in the fuck did you find the first guy I ever subscribed to on YouTube

the girl from liturgy is the descendant of a bunch of oil barons and no one gives a shit because she’s spending all that money on esoteric religious texts and making weird experimental black metal

nepo babies are ok in music IF AND ONLY IF they waste their parents money on making the most maximalist overproduced music possible
if your daddy’s a billionaire and you’re making basic garage rock on a 20 dollar budget you’re doing it wrong
buy an orchestra make a rock opera do something weird

i call my dick wayne coyne cuz it's small and trapped in a giant plastic bubble

beautiful, crisp green blades of grass completely fill the frame in a pleasant, uniform pattern, interrupted only by an out of focus dog staring at the camera in the foreground.

rented a fancy new camera check it out

the cover of Edge Magazine, issue 120, February 2003

It was much more experimental than anything either of these guys had done before (which is saying something), and it was apparently so impressive that EDGE Magazine gave it a cover story

screenshot of a pre-release build of the unfinished game Unity

screenshot of a pre-release build of the unfinished game Unity

ok I think i have a better answer now
from 2003-2004, psychedelic arcade game auteur Jeff Minter was working on a Gamecube exclusive experimental space shooter with Peter Molyneux and the team at Lionhead.
It was called Unity.

i've been rewatching a lot of @jonbois.bsky.social after seeing his excellent FOOL TIME series, and it's making me think about how great a series on 90's WCW from him would be

also I would do things to Tex that you would not believe

started rvb last night, it started kinda slow but I’ve heard it picks up when the trolls come in.

sidenote: I saw this movie in 3D, but before this i didn’t even know that 3D kids movies survived the Avatar 3DTV era? The best part though, is that the 3D was genuinely breathtaking here? Like goddamn

just saw Elio. Elio Solis and Dib Membrane are proof that aliens are real but they only want to talk to autistic Hispanic children.

my girlfriend took my gun #SoSad

will.i.am }

will.i.am is in.my.house and he's brandishing.a.firearm and i.need.help

postal dude, to the prince of the cosmos from katamari: "i had a really fucked up shitty dad too, y'know"
prince: *nods solemnly*