jo o’neill, astrologer

woke up at 4am thinking about Zohran Mamdani, and when i finally fell asleep i had dreams that i couldn’t find any news about the election. i live in oklahoma

the 7th house is the 8th from the 12th, which is why relationships are where privacy goes to die

sometimes what the fates have in store really just is some bullshit unfortunately

you may hope that at the center of that squishy little narrative there is a solid nucleus: the outcome. squeeze the narrative hard enough and you will be able to grasp the outcome at the center and control it. not so I’m afraid!!

Leo risings are giving anime character but not because Leo = main character energy. it's because the Sun, ruler of Leo, is about consistency and dependability, much like anime characters wear the same exact outfit for their entire lives

me: do you... want a napkin?

west: a towel would do just fine

i remember it like it was yesterday 🥹

One of my treasured memories is absolutely ripping into a rotisserie chicken at @jomakerofways.bsky.social’s kitchen table before they could finish their sentence offering me a plate or utensil.

big shout out to @jomakerofways.bsky.social and @kirastrology.bsky.social breaking my entire Jupiter open this mornin, excellent work

"the 12th house of hidden enemies" babe, it's you. you are your own worst enemy

why do i have to click 2-3 times sometimes for my laptop to respond? this is so infuriating i am nearly in tears

has anyone watched every movie in the world? i need a recommendation but it needs to be perfect

basically everyone needs a @maegkeane.bsky.social

you don’t need chatgpt. you need a best friend who will transform your 10 minute voice note into an organized plan with actionable steps on their whiteboard

been thinking a lot about @jomakerofways.bsky.social ‘s question… “how do you do the aries thing without abandoning the pisces thing?”

venus retrograde in pisces reminds you that if some of us aren’t free, none of us are.

venus retrograde in pisces reminds us that we do what we do for all of us.

venus retrograde in pisces reminds you that some shackles must be cast off, but some burdens must be shared.

venus retrograde in pisces conjunct saturn reminds you that boundaries can be loving.

venus retrograde in pisces reminds you that interdependence is not optional.

venus retrograde in pisces asks you to forgive yourself.

venus retrograde in pisces reminds you that you do not need to have a sword in your hand to be strong.

venus retrograde in pisces asks you to commit past the initial thrill of defiance.

venus retrograde in pisces asks you to extend your courage through time.

venus retrograde in pisces asks for a different kind of bravery.

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i just did my taxes. please buy me a treat

venus retrograding from aries to pisces is when you put olaplex on your hair that you fried when venus was in aries

yep, no lines. i just don’t want to pay for sketchbook quality paper when i’m just going to be scrawling on it 🥲

it is actually insane to me that a normal company like Mead doesn't sell a blank single subject notebook. why are inexpeinsive blank notebooks so hard to find

i can’t believe i have to have a menstrual cycle while venus and mercury are retrograde