Dan ✦

Yzma from emperor’s new groove with a shadow of a dong over her face

Do we think Yzma ever pulled Kronk’s lever?

Cat in closet underneath all my jackets

Zoom shot

His happy place #cat

Mirror selfie, green jacket over brown plaid button up, with tan jeans and butterscotch/red leather shoes and belt

Same fit but with the jacket off

Giving English professor today

💀 savage move lmaooo

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

Mateo with a cowboy hat

How it feels to vote in texas

Zebra 0.5 mm mechanical pencil

Throwing my diva into the ring. I miss her

Omg you’re making progress so fast. This one is so tough 🥺

Orange cat laying on my leg

Perked up a bit

Passed out with his arm draped over my calf

Tough day… he can tell somehow #cat

Airbnbs after SXSW

Also according to my dentist, low grade whitening toothpaste is bad for your enamel long term. You should whiten deliberately for a set amount weeks with strips or office treatments, and then stop. Repeat 2-3x per year.

He’s so scared

Which is why it’s great when they happen to Republicans. Waste their money! Create party confusion! Anything!

Fuck yes James Talarico won the Texas primary! So excited to vote for him again in November 💙🥲

Sooooo jealous wow

LOL 20 miles would be a dream!

Ty ☺️

Yeah, 1500 miles! He’s in the north east and I live down in Texas. We get to visit often tho :)

Aww thanks :) he’s the best

Selfie of me (left) Michael (right)

1 week till boyfriend gets here 🥺

Some car horns are so gay

Yeah my allergist said it’s been an awful year for cedar! Go get urself some shots, it helps a ton. I haven’t had any symptoms this year

There’s a 0% chance I would survive Austin without my allergy shots haha, it’s hell here

I was just going to comment how wonderfully crafted that part is

It’s crazy. I might one, but I want like a big ole tank 🥺

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Rough little illustration of turtwig on his back

When you’re mean to me, this is who you are being mean to #pokemonart

God I want to aquascape soooo badly, but my complex doesn’t allow and water tanks

Pikachu on a beach with a caption that says “man”

It’s Monday and we are at war and tech is taking over the media and gas is spiking and no one has been charged for the files and…

Just making it day by day rn.