Bridgefarmer

@repjasmine.bsky.social I’d like you to ask your “colleagues” across the aisle one question…

“Where are the women?”

We see them loading men into planes in the middle of the night, headed to El Salvador. So ask them where the women are.

Wife: why did we send that check to the fckn IRS?

Me: can we cancel it? 🤔

I hate disappointing my wife.

Our pools booster pump went out and she asked me to fix it.

After much sweat, swearing and trips to the pool supply store, it’s a bigger problem than we thought.

Time to call the pool guy.

Funny how every day the reason for not bringing Kilmer Abrego Garcia home, changes.

That’s what happens when someone is dead and they don’t want to deal with the aftermath.

Senator Van Hollen heads to El Salvador to seek release of wrongly detained Maryland man U.S. Senator Chris Van Hollen announced he will be traveling to El Salvador with hopes to visit Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

The only people willing to put themselves in harms way to get this man back, are Democrats.

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Have we all figured out that nobody is coming to save us?

Have we all figured out that we are alone and we are the only ones that can stop this?

Asking for a friend.

Omg!!

I thought “doggie style” meant you kiss while eating spaghetti!!

You straight people weird me out!

If you still support this bullshit administration, fuck all the way off!!

No!

Stop this, major media!

That’s _not_ what just happened!

DOJ at _no_ point made _any_ commitment to “bring Garcia home,” nor did it ask for “more time” to “bring Garcia home.”

It said that Garcia is in the custody of El Salvador and the court has no jurisdiction there.

Get it right, dammit!

The same folks saying we should just “suck it up” as the market is collapsing, claiming it’s a temporary inconvenience, are the same people who threw a fit about wearing a mask.

Japanese and Chinese markets are down 8% and 10% respectively. Black Friday in 1929 was -11%. Tomorrow could easily be the worst crash in American history.

The worst thing? It’s 100% intentional.

Warning: animal and child abuse.

Trigger warning. Child abuse.

Trigger warning. Animal and child abuse.

Trigger warning. Child abuse.

Any story worth telling should start at the very beginning.

The quickest way to get clean drinking water to every city in America, just tell a bunch of white girls the dogs don’t have clean water, either!

A group of 20 something “Buffy’s” will show up and have that shit taken care of in no time!!

This will be my story. It will be traumatic, at times. I will warn you, first. But, I want you to know you are not alone.

Apropos of nothing: Kamala Harris predicted this exact moment happening:

“Understand that part of Trump’s plan is to put in place a national sales tax of at least 20% on everyday goods and necessities.”

She warned us over & over again & she was so right.

Lauren Boebert, during her questioning of Oliver Stone, confused him with Roger Stone.

No surprise the Congresswoman who failed her GED exam, is ok with the dismantling of the DOE. 🤔

Wife: I don’t know how I can get everything done!
Me: don’t worry. It’ll all get done, somehow.
Wife: so now I’m “somehow”?
Me: 😳😳😳

We made $47k on Tesla stocks by buying them when the market crashed in ‘21. $57 a share.

Let’s watch an see who is snatching up stocks this time around… 🤔

Why do the magas that comment on my insta posts all look like they share the same DNA??

They’re not even pretending, anymore!

Don’t let your feelings turn into felony’s.

If Musk can afford to spend millions to try and buy a Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice, he can pay taxes!

Musk spent millions to buy Wisconsin but they were not for sale!

Thank you!

So several months ago an uninvited guest showed up and still hasn’t left.
Perry Menopause needs to pack her shit and get out!!