Ash

DnD night...

Everything was normal.

Until our wizard decided to perform a horrific surgical procedure upon herself for scientific reasons and is now dead in the middle of a magic shop.

Jesus Christ...

We were given a free item to resurrect her.
We chose to steal the item and leave our dead.

Democrats: “If we stay quiet on Elon Musk being an open Nazi, he won’t spend millions of dollars against our reelection campaigns!”

Elon Musk: “I am going to spend millions of dollars against every democrat while also funding Nazi movements world wide”

Dems: “tuna melt memes? Let’s try that.”

WHICH PEOPLE, PLANET OR PIECE WAS YOUR LAST PLACE FINISH A VICTORY FOR, JILL STEIN?!

I literally just sit and stare at the app drawer in my phone not knowing what to do.

#tiktokban #tiktok

What willbe your last tiktok?
#tiktokban

A light hoodie should do.

That was a joke for those that don't know lol

If you could make up a holiday, what would it be called?

#DnD advice: Recharge your dice by wrapping them up in old math homework.

Anybody can interact

#DnD advice: Every mimic you find means that there's undoubtedly 5 that you haven't found in this room alone.

The hydra as it appears in the 2024 Monster Manual versus how it appears in the 1984 animated series.

The hydra turning heads, then versus now.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart. To fly with Riorson in a land apart.

#booksky
#fourthwing

Bad DND Advice Be open to learning new things! I’ve recently been informed that using a Charisma(Deception) check in place of Wisdom(Medicine) is considered malpractice. @nat1advice.tbm.games

I didn't go to medical school to be told how to reattach a spleen. Well, I didn't go to medical school at all.

#DnD #TTRPG

I feel like a book dragon low-key.
Yes, that is my tbr shelves,and yes, I need more.

#booksky
#bookdragon

I'd love to either work or own a bookshop.
#booksky.

It's been a wait!!!! Time to listen in.

#Cresentcity
#maasuniverse

Making health potions into mimics

#justdndthings
#dnd

Dnd phone costumer service.
"Um, yes, hello. I just got 7 damage and I want to speak to the manager"

Happy New Year!

Go forth into 2025 with the same confidence as that one player who thinks "splitting the party" is a clever idea.

I just want a job where i dony have to work.

Carry on.

When writting puzzles for dungeons. How many clues are good to lay around?

#dnd

Almost Christmas!!

Happy birthday High Lady!

#acotar #booksky

Need a new booktok place

Is it just me, or was Thanksgiving like three days ago?

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

If we had Otters do deliveries like in Cresent City, wed be in a much better society.

#leonardoAI
#cresentcity

What a week this year has been.

Happy holidays from my cat to yours:)

#orangecats #christmas #holidayphoto

Morning. Nice day for fishin aint it. Hu-hua