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Elf M. Sternberg

@elfsternberg.bsky.social

Husband to a gorgeous wife, father to two great kids, greying leatherfairy, infamous furry, and world-class software engineer. If you can read this, you're running code I wrote.

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But, *sigh*, this is America, where fucked and murdered children are "the price of freedom."

01.03.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta love how people are more upset that Trump "broke his promises" rather than be upset because he fucked white middle-schoolers and murdered brown middle-schoolers.

01.03.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All this list says is that, above a certain income level, class is thicker than anything else.

01.03.2026 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This fucking guy

28.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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Uh... no.

01.03.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(The entire Lincoln Stern trial scene lives rent-free in my head.)

01.03.2026 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"He's nothing but a low down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenist, perverted worm. Hanging's too good for him! Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces, and buried alive!"

01.03.2026 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty in Pink~ πŸ’—13

01.03.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 532    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Effects of Low-Level Laser Therapy in Autism Spectrum Disorder - PubMed The study examined the efficacy of low-level laser therapy, a form of photobiomodulation, for the treatment of irritability associated with autistic spectrum disorder in children and adolescents aged 5-17 years. Twenty-one of the 40 participants received eight 5-min procedures administered to the ba …

Every time you see a headline like this, translate it: "We found another way to make a minority less annoying to the majority."

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29956199/

01.03.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. It's a quote from the movie.

01.03.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Companies selling LLMs have really misinformed the public about what LLMs can and can’t do, and when people realize the gap, it’s gonna be so brutal.

Anyway, don’t take legal advice or trust any citations from an LLM.

01.03.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Rainbow Capitalism in 2024: "Welcome to the Amazon dot com Love Is Love Pride Pavilion!"

Rainbow Capitalism in 2026:
"Use code TRANSRIGHTS to save 5% on your ride to the Gender Realignment Camp!"

01.03.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…oh damn.

01.03.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Commission workπŸ””

01.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 719    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Elf selfie with the Pacific Northwest Ballet orchestra about 10 meters behind him.

Elf selfie with the Pacific Northwest Ballet orchestra about 10 meters behind him.

Stravinsky's Firebird Suite sounds really different when you're this close to the orchestra.

01.03.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

China has what it wants: the agriculturally useful parts of Africa. The desert? Pfft. The oil? They're decarbonizing.

Civil complacency rests on there being food, water, shelter and heat. China understands this. America does not.

Let America spend money and lives on Biblical myths and dead tech.

01.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democracy starts by establishing the basic rights that can never be lost or upended by the loss of an election. Without that guarantee, the electoral stakes are too high for anyone to tolerate or accept an electoral defeat. Democracy does not mean minorities must freely surrender their freedoms.

28.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can’t wander into the Thirty Years War and just decide to settle the matter by voting. The Protestants get 51% of the vote, so now all the Catholics have to convert. That’s not what democracy is. Democracy is when no one has to convert no matter who wins the next election.

28.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

01.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6423    πŸ” 1802    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 20
Apache Iggy's migration journey to thread-per-core architecture powered by io_uring | Apache Iggy

"The ECS model of a struct of arrays is underrated." Yes, this:

iggy.apache.org/blogs/2026/0...

01.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A mostly empty ballroom. Jazz bands to the left, bar in the middle,  photographer station in the distant right.

A mostly empty ballroom. Jazz bands to the left, bar in the middle, photographer station in the distant right.

It feels really weird to be at a long-scheduled fundraiser soiree on a day when my country murdered an elementary school.

01.03.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: most people who harm your fellow Americans are other fellow Americans.

01.03.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rep. Wesley Hunt: "I will do whatever it takes to find every single person who wants to harm my fellow Americans. They need to be captured, they need to die, or go back to their country of origin. That's it. I'm not kidding. And if you die, you earned it. Sometimes bad guys need some good killing."

28.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 887    πŸ” 266    πŸ’¬ 697    πŸ“Œ 181
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Peace~
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#art - #furryart - #chibi

28.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have five friends who have moved to the EU in the past two years. Two trans, two who were the parents of one of the transfolk, and one who just couldn't stand it here anymore.

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I still have spots open for these "Chappell Roan" dress comms! Leave a comment if you're interested.

#nsfw #nsfwfurryart #chappellroandress

23.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear an antacid might help. (This is very pretty.)

28.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it seems something inside me has caught fire

28.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1487    πŸ” 373    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

There are SO MANY powerful people today to whom I want to say, "But the most we can hope for is to get you buried in secrecy so your grave don't get violated!"

28.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Regenerative agriculture sows success in Kenya A grassroots regenerative agriculture initiative is helping Kenyan smallholders cut crop failure, reduce chemical reliance and dramatically improve yields

www.positive.news/society/rege...

28.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0