Matt Donato

ty ty haha.

Here comes THE BRIDE! (to save my last 4).

Review: THE BRIDE! is Raucous, Rebellious Horror Filmmaking - Daily Dead A lonely, rotting monster. A deceased snitch possessed by Mary Shelley's spirit. A romance from beyond the grave—but is it a love story? Maggie Gyllenhaal's The Bride! is at once a reclamation of Brid...

"It's a creature feature about feminist rage with a plot hanging by a thread, but by the sheer force of punk-rock gothic exuberance, THE BRIDE! is one hell of a ride."

Maggie Gyllenhaal's got a real love-or-hate flick on her hands (I enjoyed the chaos). Jessie Buckley, however, is undeniable.

Yeah, but you still look damn good. 💪 Happy birthday, bud!

Trailer for Shudder doc celebrates “1000 WOMEN IN HORROR” - Rue Morgue Groundbreaking genre talents past and present are showcased here.

❤️❤️❤️ @ruemorguemag.bsky.social

[puts Monty Texans jersey into cart]

Ok but at least Monty went to a team where you can still root for him. We’ll take good care of him!

(An 11AM screening is bright and early to me.)

Bright and early for THE BRIDE!

“Everyone’s dead.
The plan went to shit.”

The most Resident-Evil-ass note I’ve ever picked up in a Resident Evil game haha.

Love chatting with my friends over at Certified Forgotten about some bleak ass horror.

Si! On the lower end of the spectrum, but still liked.

(A separate and lesser issue issue from the “People just don’t like Scream 7 because of politics” crowd, of course.)

I saw this take in a review, and did a quadruple take. “It’s a Scream movie, what did you expect?” Kindly, what in the bold blue fuck are you talking about?

Scream 3 was the only entry I didn’t like, and even that’s growing on me. Quality-wise, it’s one of the most consistent horror franchises.

Funny how quickly the goalposts change to fit someone’s narrative.

(Apologies to Scare Package.)

Scare Package-ass blob.

Haha I was legit tempted to try this myself after watching the interview, but haven’t had the right … chance yet. (Not going to ruin a normal day eating this lol).

Boom goes the dynamite. This was the leverage Trump had over Sarandos and what Netflix got out of them backing off. Pure kleptocracy.

Oh I’m worse, white chocolate 😈😈😈

I'll give you "dark comedy" in the way that that 99% cacao dark chocolate bars exist lol, fair.

NOTED COMEDY, THE CREMATOR. The more you talk about this movie, the better I understand you, hahaha.

You say bland, I say academic! (Nerd.)

I know, you have such a distinct writing voice.

Is it a coincidence that we recorded this episode during Trump's State of the Union? About Nazi evils, and how hollow, spineless cowards are so easily manipulated by power?

Life's funny like that sometimes. Always a pleasure to chat movies with @theneonbanshee.bsky.social.

When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that?

And then they grew up to be even worse?

Do it in MS Paint. It's way funnier.

Hate being so negative twice in one week BUT

Hopefully, if there is a just and merciful god, this is the last time I'll write about these horrendous movies for the rest of my career.