Jess

Got a variation of my cover art on my calf today. Love it! 🥰

Getting ink. Pics to follow.

Omg! That book broke me in the best possible way. I was reading it on a train journey, and it had me ugly crying. I will never not recommend it.

This was on the book of face. Not sure if it’s real, but definitely disturbing. 🤢

Just put these on ten minutes ago. I hate my small lips, and I’m curious to see if they work. Currently rethinking my life choices, as it feels like I’ve rubbed Carolina Reaper seeds all over my lips. I have 20 minutes to go, and I feel it ratcheting up to feel like the fires of Mount Doom. Ouuuuch!

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Don’t forget to tell you MAGA cousins at thanksgiving dinner tonight that you actually would choose the man over the bear…
but only because you you’d actually feel bad about killing the bear.

🙋🏻‍♀️ and a whole lot more people! Guaranteed.

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Ban Bigots—Not Books

Love your nails!

Tried getting banned from the bird app. I asked Elonia if he was the bottom or the top in his relationship with the tangerine tyrant. This will be a daily thing until I’m banned. Such fun!

Nasty Women of History by Hannah Jewell. I’d definitely recommend it!

Unfollow me if this makes you feel uncomfortable. Please.

Kindness Matters

We Must Unite
RESIST HATE
Together We Stand

Your Rights May Be Next

So his sleigh is powered by pibble farts?! That explains how he gets everywhere in one night. 🤣

That mysterious night! 🤭🙈🤣

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*sings to the tune of do you wanna build a snowman*
Do you want to form a coven?

YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment The Ballad of the Witches' Road at D23 | Agatha All Along | Disney+

Current mood? Calling my sisters to stand with me against the patriarchy!
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