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Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Q: What if I have children? A: Thanks to your forthcoming reduction in SNAP benefits, you won’t have to worry about that for much longer.

What To Know About The New Requirements For SNAP Benefits https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-new-requirements-for-snap-benefits/

Jay stepping down as head? That's good.

Being replaced by a venture capitalist in the meantime? The monkey's paw is once again curling into a damn singularity.

panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."

panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."

my resident evil fanart

i am glad to hear that bluesky is listening to me and i look forward to my seat on the board

Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

It's almost 4 PM and I still just can't seem to stop wondering what I maybe might could be should be doing today.

The last three books about the Choctaw language & culture that I've bought have *ALL* turned out to be just AI-generated junk🤬

It's genuinely infuriating to see this careless nonsense happening, as it dilutes the actual language and culture and makes it harder for me to learn about my own humanity

CM
Mofu Monday 🦊❤️

#commission #cm

doto failarmy idiots in cars

Those are in fact two very large cats

Cat Burger - Gator Days Characters Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you! Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Transcript Panel 1 Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room. Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy. Panel 2 Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle. Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service. Panel 3 Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio. Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week. Panel 4 Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner. Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.

Cat Burger - Gator Days

rub my bellay

Sonia Belmont listed as the protagonist

Sonia Belmont has been confirmed as the protagonist for Castlevania: Belmont's Curse! This is directly from Sony's website.

Happy International Women's Day. 🥳

Entrepreneurship is like one of those carnival games where you throw darts or something. Middle class kids can afford one throw. Most miss. A few hit the target and get a small prize. A very few hit the center bullseye and get a bigger prize. Rags to riches! The American Dream lives on. Rich kids can afford many throws. If they want to, they can try over and over and over again until they hit something and feel good about themselves. Some keep going until they hit the center bullseye, then they give speeches or write blog posts about "meritocracy" and the salutary effects of hard work. Poor kids aren't visiting the carnival. They're the ones working it.

I’ve seen this a few times and it’s an apt analogy:

I'm not gonna post the thumbnail because I don't want to harass people just for being stupid, but yeah it's got the piss yellow filter, two of the Switches don't have screens, one of them is being held *backwards*

Like shit man you've gotta catch at least some of that.

Love for YouTube to recommend me streamers I won't watch who are using GenAI slop pics in their thumbnails to ensure I won't watch them.

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

“I can’t understand third-person” is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. Holy fuck.

Played through Marvel: Cosmic Invasion with the fellas. Other than the game crashing during the final boss fight, it was fun!

Hundred Eyes Dragon with googly eyes

Happy International Marvelous Women's Day! In times like these, it's important to celebrate all women - especially ones currently dealing with heightened discrimination, such as trans women, WoC, and many more.

Treat yourself to something marvelous today sisters, such as a nice and tasty carrot!

Succubus Rampage.

Komishon

Disney intentionally sabotaged their own 2D releases as pretext to exit the medium and transfer to full 3D production, laying off scores of skilled artists unceremoniously and setting back the medium for decades while Japan and France furthered both illustrative animation & CGI techniques.

dudes will go "oh man I jacked off to porn TWICE this month, Im a PORN ADDICT, this is the perfidious globalists' plot to destroy civilization, the west has fallen, billions must die"

get back to me when its "NGGGHHHH I CANT GO DO MY JOB CAUSE IM TOO FUCKIN PENISED I CANT STOP BEATIN IT AAAAAAAA"