we are living in the golden age for assholes, there has never been a better time to be an unredeemable asshole than the one we are currently living in

Thanks for actually explaining the issue. Agreed people should be able to make their own medical choices and further, plenty of big choices are legally available to people at age 16/18/21. So even if Newsom’s position were not transparently full of shit, it also seems unlikely to pass legal muster 🧐

very sorry about whoever hurt y’all, but it wasn’t me

angry shouts in Plato’s cave. already lost the original thread long ago

think of it as extra practice in advance. now you’re a pro

The oppression is real. But I’m not gonna add to the acrimony debate either. Just quietly do right where i have the chance

Are these people real?

maybe don’t make it worse

bsky.app/profile/pear...

Literally the post right above yours on my feed was someone complaining that AT&T routed their phone traffic through Mississippi, and therefore got them blocked and forced to use a VPN

Thought you might like to know

So… you’re gonna parody her next, right!?

this is what's so funny about the American right, right. they bang on about tradition but they don't want real American history (mutts and losers) and they bang on about European heritage but don't want to be like Europe (socialist gays). what they want is to live in a Coke commercial from 1952

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

[it's hip to be square voice] it's fine to be cringe

There are two kinds 🙄

Llama 4, fumbling the benchmarks: “Sorry, as an anti-woke LLM I’m only able to give based responses. Therefore, pi = 22/7”

It’s really just terror reduced to its purest mathematical form. Unseen forces may strike at any moment, with terrible consequences, for reasons you can’t possibly understand. A twisted kind of beauty, if you like that kind of thing.

'i refuse to support democrats but demand they act' is a bizarrely common kind of person

We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.

the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor

Tapping the sign.

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

We will not be distracted.
We will not be discouraged.
We’ve got our eyes on the prize.

And we will build the prosperous, free nation for all that we deserve.

The time to organize is now.

OcasioCortez.com

Pikachu was spotted amongst anti-Erdoğan protesters fleeing from police in Antalya, Turkey last night.

It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.

Bernie Sanders, AOC, and Greg Casar on stage in Tucson in front a crowd of 23,000 people.

Tucson, Arizona today.

Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.

23,000 showed up.

One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law